Klytus Posted December 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The moon probably isn't a good location. Q: You asked me to hide the Anti-Lunar Bomb, so I hid it! What's the problem now? A: Missed it by that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Missed it by that much. Q: You just took out the Moon. What are you going to say about it? A: Coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You just took out the Moon. What are you going to say about it? A: Coffee Q: What will it take to improve your aim? A: Zombie Jamboree! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Zombie Jamboree! Q: Are those undead boy scouts? A: OK, you have officially forfeited the right to ever speak to me again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: OK' date=' you have officially forfeited the right to ever speak to me again.[/quote'] Q: You do realize the first step to overcoming your gaming addiction is in admitting you have a problem, right? A: It can always get worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You do realize the first step to overcoming your gaming addiction is in admitting you have a problem, right? A: It can always get worse. Q: Well, the sun just went supernova, the blast front should reach us in 8 minutes, tops, and the last FTL ship in the quadrant just left without us. But it can't get any worse than that, right? A: He was doing 10% of lightspeed at impact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: He was doing 10% of lightspeed at impact. Q: Isn't it fortunate that the Flash can bounce? A: Slower than a lazy snail. Less powerful than a Yugo. Able to leap short blades of grass in three bounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Isn't it fortunate that the Flash can bounce? A: Slower than a lazy snail. Less powerful than a Yugo. Able to leap short blades of grass in three bounds. Q: It's a snail! It's a caterpiler! It's...Superslug! A: Ow, my brain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ow' date=' my brain![/quote'] Q: And what's the problem, Mr. Gumby? A: This is why we don't make glue from snails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is why we don't make glue from snails. Q: This glue is producing a slime that is holding nothing and leaving behind a slime. Is there a reason for it? A: I didn't say you could conquer THAT world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I didn't say you could conquer THAT world. Q: All Hail the new Lord of Neptune! Bow down before -- why are you looking at me funny? A: Eat this. Now. Because when you get hungry you turn into DEVO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 30, 2010 Report Share Posted December 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Eat this. Now. Because when you get hungry you turn into DEVO. Q - But I don't like gruel! A - Like a Siamese cat in a snowbank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Like a Siamese cat in a snowbank. Q: Are you comfy? A: Sarcasm will get you everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 30, 2010 Report Share Posted December 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sarcasm will get you everywhere. Q: I'm sure it's lovely in Guam right now. Which is why I'm going to Winnipeg. A: In what you wear I'd look better than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 30, 2010 Report Share Posted December 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: In what you wear I'd look better than you. Q - What can Zooey Deschanel say to pretty much everybody on Earth? A - A silent shroud of snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 30, 2010 Report Share Posted December 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - A silent shroud of snow. Q: What do they wrap dead Frost Giants in before burial? A: When I said I wanted to see my own funeral, I didn't have this in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 30, 2010 Report Share Posted December 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: When I said I wanted to see my own funeral' date=' I didn't have this in mind.[/quote'] Q - To save taxpayer money, we've moved the electric chair into a local funeral parlor. Any objections? A - The best evening's entertainment I've never experienced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 31, 2010 Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - The best evening's entertainment I've never experienced. Q: What was the general opinion on Anyone Can Whistle? A: He gave us two hands because giving us seven hands would have been just plain silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted December 31, 2010 Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the general opinion on Anyone Can Whistle? A: He gave us two hands because giving us seven hands would have been just plain silly. Q: Wait a minute, why did the dealer deal you all those cards in one turn? A: "Once again, your incompetence has doomed us all." KA-BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 31, 2010 Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: "Once again' date=' your incompetence has doomed us all." KA-BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote'] Q: Name a daily occurrence in the life of Elan. A: Bluff, Bluff, Bluff the stupid ogre! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bluff' date=' Bluff, Bluff the stupid ogre![/quote'] Q: Why should INT never be the dump stat? A: About $100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted December 31, 2010 Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why should INT never be the dump stat? A: About $100 Q: I understand you charge on a curve - How much will it cost to improve my IQ? A: But is that good or bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 31, 2010 Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: But is that good or bad? Q: The dog ate your Enron stock certificate collection! A: I'd get more sleep in downtown Kabul. Rush hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd get more sleep in downtown Kabul. Rush hour. Q: How well did you sleep on the hide-a-bed? A: If he's alive, capture him. If not, kill him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted December 31, 2010 Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How well did you sleep on the hide-a-bed? A: If he's alive, capture him. If not, kill him. Q: We've found Dracula, what do we do now? A: Wrong Palin, you git! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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