Klytus Posted August 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: blue-red box Q: Where did the blue-red things come from? A: The Amazing Captain Hyperbole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Amazing Captain Hyperbole. Q: Who is the greatest, most utterly magnificent superhero never to throw a punch? A: And this is what you get for getting chocolate in my peanut butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: And this is what you get for getting chocolate in my peanut butter. Q: What totally great waste is now worth billions and consumed by people over the entire planet? A: Rise of the Cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rise of the Cats. Q: What happens when you ask Andrew Lloyd Webber to score your sci-fi film? A: Purge all thought of the world you knew before! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Purge all thought of the world you knew before! Q: Everything is becoming all a blur to me. What is happening? A: Not without my towel you muckraker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not without my towel you muckraker! Q: What did the hitchhiker say to the catfish? A: Ironically, her name was also Irene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ironically' date=' her name was also Irene.[/quote'] Q: And so the wedding had a Sherlock Holmes theme? Did the bride like it? A: It's seven-thirty. Time for HBO to explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's seven-thirty. Time for HBO to explode. Q: What happens after the penguin on top of the television explodes? A: A Wartenberg wheel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: A Wartenberg wheel. Q: There is this strange shiny poky wheely object that my mistress is rolling over me. What could it possibly be going for? A: Mount Malone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: There is this strange shiny poky wheely object that my mistress is rolling over me. What could it possibly be going for? A: Mount Malone Q: What did your mistress make you do after that last remark? A: It was only a drumstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was only a drumstick. Q: OW! Did you really have to hit me with that? A: It was either that or the dole queue next Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OW! Did you really have to hit me with that? A: It was either that or the dole queue next Monday. Q: You went into politics? A: Next up, in crime... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Next up' date=' in crime...[/quote'] Q: Most folks watch the news for the weather... what do heroes watch it for? A: Dark. Really dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dark. Really dark. Q: What is it like just before you turn on the lights? A: If I deserved self-esteem, I would have some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: If I deserved self-esteem' date=' I would have some.[/quote'] Q: Master, am i going to get some special serium today, Master? A: 337 Devosa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: 337 Devosa Q: Time for our luxury vacation away from it all! Where were we going again? A: Asteroid belts hold up the pants of the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 30, 2011 Report Share Posted August 30, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Asteroid belts hold up the pants of the universe. Q: What's the "Chad '84" secret cosmological principle? A: Then again, "astringent" means something that makes yourmouth pucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Then again' date=' "astringent" means something that makes your[u']mouth[/u] pucker. Q: Does oatmeal really make you walk funny like that? A: Where the streets have no name and the postal service is hopelessly confused and drops off your package of chocolate chip cookies at the local medical marijuana clinic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Where the streets have no name and the postal service is hopelessly confused and drops off your package of chocolate chip cookies at the local medical marijuana clinic. Q: What is the major disadvantage of living in a town that banned addresses to guard privacy? A: I meant Zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I meant Zero. Q: What did Chef Ramsey mean when he was talking about calories? A: Monday Night Countdown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Monday Night Countdown Q: How will we know when it becomes Tuesday Morning? A: Size doesn't matter, but try telling that to Godzilla sometime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Size doesn't matter' date=' but try telling that to Godzilla sometime.[/quote'] Q: What did Mothra say rewiring Godzilla's house? A: The laser pointer will guide you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The laser pointer will guide you. Q: What is the motto of kittens everywhere? A: I did not expect Hell to bear an alarming resemblance to a cubicle farm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I did not expect Hell to bear an alarming resemblance to a cubicle farm. Q: What were Wally's first words when he saw his Eternal "Reward"? A: Not even at gunpoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not even at gunpoint. Q: C'mon! Don't you wanna jump off this cliff? A: It's better to be quiet and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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