Asperion Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm glad all the ingredients come straight from the Earth and nowhere else. The Venusians have no idea how to grow good garlic. Q: Why are you so happy that this restaurant advertises "100% Earth Grown"? A: Time for a Gethro-slap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Time for a Gethro-slap. Q: What precedes a Gethro Tull? A: Don't. Blink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't. Blink. Q: How do you avoid missing the good parts in a Uwe Boll movie? A: Ducks On Parade, but a bit early this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ducks On Parade' date=' but a bit early this year.[/quote'] Q: Why are the hunters so overjoyed? A: Many pages to go . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Many pages to go . . . Q: And what will your order be. Mr. Frank? A: We didn't think this rabid weasel thing through, did we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: We didn't think this rabid weasel thing through' date=' did we?[/quote'] Q: What were his final words as they removed the creature from what remained of his legs and trousers? A: I'm just gonna stand here and watch you bleed to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm just gonna stand here and watch you bleed to death. Q: What are we doing tonight for entertainment, Joker? A: Love is crazy, and never more crazy than when these two get together! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Love is crazy' date=' and never more crazy than when these two get together![/quote'] Q: What is your morbid fasination with the Joker and the Riddler? A: We are the Mounties! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: We are the Mounties! Q: What are you two doing to that horse? A: Long live paper and scissors! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 17, 2011 Report Share Posted August 17, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Long live paper and scissors! Q: So you want to keep scrapbooking a low-tech hobby? A: Well, batten 'em down again! We'll teach those hatches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' batten 'em down again! We'll teach those hatches![/quote'] Q: Those nasty vile hatches! What are we ever going to do with them? A: Never use the EMERGENCY DOOR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 18, 2011 Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Never use the EMERGENCY DOOR! Q: I'm on the wrong flight! How do I get off this plane? A: You are here. Your luggage just landed in Cleveland. And the dog in the cargo bay is now in Manchester, England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You are here. Your luggage just landed in Cleveland. And the dog in the cargo bay is now in Manchester' date=' England.[/quote'] Q: What makes you think I should fire my travel agent? A: All I wanted was a weather report. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: All I wanted was a weather report. Q: What is all this about strato-whatis, cumbuo-whois, frontal-thingies? A: The ultimate torture device - the cat's tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The ultimate torture device - the cat's tongue. Q: Ve haff vays of makink Mickey Mouse talk! So vat next? A: I'm da Viper! I've come to vipe da vindows! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm da Viper! I've come to vipe da vindows! Q: Who is this "viper" that is betraying all of our secrets? A: It was all perfectly innocent... it just had dire consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions QA: It was all perfectly innocent... it just had dire consequences. Q: Did you hear that Schwarzenegger has reciently hired a new maid? A: A sunny thunderstorm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: A sunny thunderstorm. Q: What's stranger than a gentle tornado? A: It was blue, then he blew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 19, 2011 Report Share Posted August 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was blue' date=' then he blew.[/quote'] Q: Why is this Smurf purple after encountering the God of the Wind? A: We don't want any trouble. Oh wait -- Yes. Yes we do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions QA: We don't want any trouble. Oh wait -- Yes. Yes we do. Q: What is the best way to may the Ghost Rider smile? A: My sixshooter of mystery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: My sixshooter of mystery. Q: What is weapon you have which leaves people wondering who just shot them? A: The Clue Fairy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 20, 2011 Report Share Posted August 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Clue Fairy. Q: OK? Who took my Monopoly set? A: You know, the real Boardwalk isn't nearly this swanky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions QA: You know' date=' the real Boardwalk isn't nearly this swanky.[/quote'] Q: Why are you so disappointed? I told you that we are going someplace swanky. A: Human intelligence as measured by excrement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 21, 2011 Report Share Posted August 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Human intelligence as measured by excrement. Q: So you can determine what dinosaurs ate by analyzing their fossilized dung? Sounds gross, but sounds clever too.... A: The Force will be with you always, which will make your social life increasingly awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 22, 2011 Report Share Posted August 22, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you can determine what dinosaurs ate by analyzing their fossilized dung? Sounds gross, but sounds clever too.... A: The Force will be with you always, which will make your social life increasingly awkward. Q: What do you mean, the real reason Jedi don't date? A: Sarlac for 1000 points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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