Asperion Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bananananananana. Easy to spell' date=' hard to stop.[/quote'] Q: What is one of the most troublesome words in the English language? A: I hold these truths to be utterly false. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I hold these truths to be utterly false. Q: Dude, how'd you get an F on that symbolic logic exam? A: It was a nice, quiet morZOT!!ning until the thunderstorm began.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was a nice' date=' quiet morZOT!!ning until the thunderstorm began.... Q: You really did tell Thor he had too much to drink last night, didn't you? A: Lovely nuclear missile silo you got here, mate. Shame if something were to "happen" to it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lovely nuclear missile silo you got here' date=' mate. Shame if something were to "happen" to it....[/quote'] Q: What did the General say right before his accident? A: A radio, A hairpin, and 20 ounces of Mello Yellow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: A radio' date=' A hairpin, and 20 ounces of Mello Yellow[/quote'] Q: So, Mr. MacGuyver, what do you have that makes you think you will escape my fiendish trap? A: No, drinking this won't turn me into a superhero, but it will make you wish it had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' drinking this won't turn me into a superhero, but it will make you wish it had.[/quote'] Q: So this is an ordinary cola. How do you think that it will allow you to escape my vile fortress? A: The Tribble is angry, my friend, very angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Tribble is angry' date=' my friend, very angry.[/quote'] Q: Why is there a smoldering crater where SteveZilla's house used to be? A: I'm guessing... revenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm guessing... revenge. Q: Gee, I had to deliver a lot of liquid oxygen to this banquet. What are they serving here, anyway? A: It is very cold in space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm guessing... revenge. Q: He was found dead in the bath, headfirst, covered in milk and corn flakes, with a banana through his heart. What could the motive be? A: Sounds like a seriel killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Gee, I had to deliver a lot of liquid oxygen to this banquet. What are they serving here, anyway? A: It is very cold in space. Q: He was found dead in the bath, headfirst, covered in milk and corn flakes, with a banana through his heart. What could the motive be? A: Sounds like a seriel killer. Q: Frosted Flakes? A: There's a tiger at the door, and he wants us to buy something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's a tiger at the door' date=' and he wants us to buy something.[/quote'] Q - Did you say that even the jungle is feeling the effects of the lousy economy? A - Don't mix those together! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Don't mix those together! Q: OK, here's the lime and here's the coconut. All I have to do now is.... A: All we have to do is press this button and all our worries will be over forever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: All we have to do is press this button and all our worries will be over forever! Q: Is that the Doomsday Machine? A: Altitude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Altitude! Q: When aiming birds at pigs with a slingshot, what is one of the things you must keep in mind? A: Excuse me, mister, but I'm thinking that lighting this particular candle might not be such a good idea.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Excuse me' date=' mister, but I'm thinking that lighting this particular candle might not be such a good idea....[/quote'] Q: This scented candle says it's flavor is "cyanide"... shall we give it a try? A: Only by not dying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only by not dying. Q: Oh Great Guru! Can you share the way to live forever? A: It's Barbie and Ken in a great big fight. Seems Ken forgot to make it home one night.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's Barbie and Ken in a great big fight. Seems Ken forgot to make it home one night.... Q: What is this about the Dream House Scandal? A: Dungeons & Dragons & Warships Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dungeons & Dragons & Warships Q: When has Steam Punk gone too far? A: Not far enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not far enough. Q: Are the Horsemen of Professor Apocalypse far away from here? A: No, those aren't the kind of chips you eat. So I hope you enjoy your imminent visit to the Emergency Room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' those aren't the kind of chips you eat. So I hope you enjoy your imminent visit to the Emergency Room.[/quote'] Q: What are these hard plastic chips, can I eat them? A: Charge of the Knee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Charge of the Knee! Q: Your new humanoid robot has their power connectors where? A: OK< now that we're standing alone in the center of this big smoking crater that used to be the Chrysler Building, I think it's safe to say we won the fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: OK< now that we're standing alone in the center of this big smoking crater that used to be the Chrysler Building' date=' I think it's safe to say we won the fight.[/quote'] Q: How did your fight with Terrax go? A: Slow Cooked Continuums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Slow Cooked Continuums Q: Lots of ignorant folks get all enthusiastic about the idea of a Multiverse and infinite alternate realities. The problem is that nearly all of those alternate realities aren't worth anything. The ones where the Big Bang never expanded and cooled, for instance. You know what we call those? A: It goes out on the curb with everything else. Garbage pickup today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It goes out on the curb with everything else. Garbage pickup today. Q: Gee, it's a shame about Rover and that semi. What do we do with the body? A: There's a dinosaur for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Gee, it's a shame about Rover and that semi. What do we do with the body? A: There's a dinosaur for that. Q: Now that we're in Bedrock, where do I buy a tablet? A: Who'd have guessed a stone-age civilization would be so good at genetic engineering? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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