Pariah Posted November 9, 2011 Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I'm going to run for my life, and I suggest you do the same.[/quote'] Q - I'm told that the zombies have arrived. Shall we have brunch, then? A - A day that will live in industry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 9, 2011 Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - A day that will live in industry. Q: Why is Bill Gates so happy now that Steve Jobs is gone? A: The hollow world is - Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The hollow world is - Earth. Q: So what's the Big Reveal™ at the end of this hollow world fantasy story? A: On his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 9, 2011 Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: On his head. Q: Where does he like to wear a hollowed-out grapefruit? A: I won't get to get what I'm after 'til the day I die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I won't get to get what I'm after 'til the day I die! Q: Why are you so melancholy about your desire to meet God? A: By the seat of her pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: By the seat of her pants. Q: How does Wonder Woman fly her Invisible Plane? A: You cannot prove conclusively that I am not continually accompanied by a silent, invisible dog. Don't hear a dog? Of course not -- he's silent! Don't see a dog? Of course not -- he's invisible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You cannot prove conclusively that I am not continually accompanied by a silent' date=' invisible dog. Don't hear a dog? Of course not -- he's silent! Don't see a dog? Of course not -- he's invisible![/quote'] Q: You claimed your dog chased Harvey away? What kind of dog can do that? A: We won't discuss smelling, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: We won't discuss smelling' date=' though.[/quote'] Q: I just got an artificial nose! Isn't that marvelous? A: I see you still have the New Dinosaur Smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I see you still have the New Dinosaur Smell. Q: I got back yesterday in my time machine from the Early Mesozoic, and everyone recoils from me when I walk into the room! Aren't they interested in what I found out? A: If the cats ask for cheeseburgers, you really don't want to know what the allosauruses are asking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: If the cats ask for cheeseburgers' date=' you really don't want to know what the allosauruses are asking for.[/quote'] Q: Why are we not going to the NeoJurassic Diner tonight? A: Ninety-nine red balloons go by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ninety-nine red balloons go by. Q: What happens when you scare the elephant next to the balloon vendor at the circus? A: Break dancing bears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Break dancing bears. Q: How do you start destroying your collection of Grateful Dead paraphernalia? A: HAve you heard the news? The dogs are dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Have you heard the news? The dogs are dead! Q: Why didn't you let the dogs out? A: The first time for the last time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The first time for the last time. Q: What is something that should never be said to Kang the Konqurer? A: A tubular mining ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: A tubular mining ship. Q: How do we get the minerals off that bogus asteroid? A: Were it not for the large deposits of unobtanium, we would be better served to leave this mountain alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Were it not for the large deposits of unobtanium' date=' we would be better served to leave this mountain alone.[/quote'] Q - Is a mining operation on Mount Doom really our best option? A - The last of her kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - The last of her kind. Q: What do you call a female celebrity who carries herself with grace, style, and dignity? A: Exactly. Only worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - The last of her kind. Q: What is my pet velociraptor that she should feel so lonely? A: Exactly. Only worse. Q: Is this the part where the city of Chicago unexpectedly implodes? A: No, the dragon is not my pet. I am the dragon's pet. It has its advantages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' the dragon is not my pet. I am the dragon's pet. It has its advantages.[/quote'] Q: So you have decided to get yourself a great pet. What is it again? A: The eye of the beholder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The eye of the beholder. Q: Where should I put my sharp stick? A: Chocolate Chip Cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Chocolate Chip Cookies. Q: The monster's about to eat my coffee machine! What should I give him so he'll leave it alone? A: I'll pass on Thanksgiving dinner at your house, especially after last year's explosion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 20, 2011 Report Share Posted November 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll pass on Thanksgiving dinner at your house' date=' especially after last year's explosion.[/quote'] Q: Are you seriously going to Aunt Mabel's for Thanksgiving this year over me? A: The cat is in the bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 20, 2011 Report Share Posted November 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The cat is in the bag. Q - Schrödinger lost his box? A - Well, that was a waste of a perfectly good Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 20, 2011 Report Share Posted November 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Well' date=' that was a waste of a perfectly good Saturday.[/quote'] Q: I see you went to Bob's house to play D&D fourth edition. How was it? A: Ducks, under ordinary circumstances, would not survive this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ducks' date=' under ordinary circumstances, would not survive this.[/quote'] Q: What s your problem with putting a duck in a dungeon? A: Survival was not the goal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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