Klytus Posted December 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: We;re going to need some bigger guns. 16-inch naval cannon should do nicely. Q: How do you propose we shoot our way into Dr. Destroyer's fortress? A: The Spirit of the Season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Spirit of the Season. Q: If you kill Winter, what haunts you afterward? A: Hot grog for the bog trog blog hog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hot grog for the bog trog blog hog. Q: What was the real reason that The Dukes of Hazard lost their race? A: Santa meets the Frosty the Snowman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 14, 2011 Report Share Posted December 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Santa meets the Frosty the Snowman. Q: What passes for a horror movie at the North Pole? A: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. You'd better be good.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. You'd better be good.... Q: What happened when The Punisher managed to get the powers of St. Nick? A: That sounded to right to be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That sounded to right to be wrong. Q: Don't you agree that the sky is blue, fire is hot and water is wet? A: This is one of those situations where the sky is not blue, fire is not hot, and water is not wet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is one of those situations where the sky is not blue' date=' fire is [i']not[/i] hot, and wateelcome r is not wet. Q: Welcome to Inverse World. Is there anything that you would like? A: Santa's giant assistant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Santa's giant assistant. Q - What did the elves call Mrs. Claus before she started doing pilates? A - You're definitely on the naughty list. Forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - You're definitely on the naughty list. Forever. Q: Say, Santa -- I have some pictures of your daughter here.... A: THIS GIRL BELIEVES IN REINDEER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: THIS GIRL BELIEVES IN REINDEER! Q - Wait, you said, "Santa worshipper", not "Satan worshipper"? So, no exorcism, then? A - And a Japanese transistor radio! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - And a Japanese transistor radio! Q: Why did the Martian visit the Japanese Ambassador? A: We can rewind your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: We can rewind your life. Q: So, my good Norns, can you help me recover from this huge mistake? A: No I won't, because using a dribble glass in a Dwarven bar never ends well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: No I won't' date=' because using a dribble glass in a Dwarven bar never ends well[/quote'] Q: why so you always bring your own drink container? Won't you use the fine containers from this tavern? A: A sword, an axe, and a sex toy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: A sword' date=' an axe, and a sex toy[/quote'] Q: Can you tell me which thing is not like the others by the time I finish this song? A: One of these Things is not like the others. One of these Things doesn't belong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can you tell me which thing is not like the others by the time I finish this song? A: One of these Things is not like the others. One of these Things doesn't belong. Q: What's the matter of a adventuring party consisting of Conan the Barbarian, James T. Kirk, and Bob from accounting? A: Wrong Enterprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wrong Enterprise. Q: Why did Kirk get beamed to a car rental place? A: He just had to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: He just had to go. Q: Where did he think he was going to get two hundred dollars at this time of night? A: This wasn't the sort of fantasy novel I asked you to get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: This wasn't the sort of fantasy novel I asked you to get. Q: But it's one of the best Harlequin romances ever! Why don't you like your Christmas present? A: Bored, now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bored' date=' now.[/quote'] Q: OK, here's the piece of wood. How do you want the hole in it, and how soon? A: When they said "holy infant so tender and mild" they were NOT talking about the flavor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: When they said "holy infant so tender and mild" they were NOT talking about the flavor! Q: So we made a mistake bringing along the thyme, rosemary, sage, and coriander? A: The presents are not accounted for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The presents are not accounted for. Q: You're saying the North Pole is overrun with burglars? Why? A: He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice. Q: Why did dad put hidden cameras in all the kids bedrooms? A: Almost, but not quite, useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Almost' date=' but not quite, useless.[/quote'] Q - What is Congress? A - I'll take Nonstandard Units of Measurement for $1600, Alex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'll take Nonstandard Units of Measurement for $1600' date=' Alex.[/quote'] Q: What is Klinglon Themonuclear Units? A: Building a snowman in hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Building a snowman in hell. Q: You drew the job of coordinating efforts to make all the company's electronic services platform-independent? That's the job you rated only slightly more desireable than what? A: That's an abominable snowman in Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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