Thirdbase Posted November 9, 2003 Report Share Posted November 9, 2003 Originally posted by lemming Q: Who's that guy on the tractor in the odd uniform? A: A dozen computer mice Q: What do robot cats eat? A: Rouge, Shadowdog, and Wombat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 9, 2003 Report Share Posted November 9, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase Q: What do robot cats eat? A: Rouge, Shadowdog, and Wombat. Q: What were the rejected names of new X-Men? A: It will take place on the leap hour of trhe leap day of the leap year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted November 10, 2003 Report Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What were the rejected names of new X-Men? A: It will take place on the leap hour of trhe leap day of the leap year. Q: When will Seenar and Worldmaker agree on something political? A: 102 yo yos all tangled up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 10, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase A: 102 yo yos all tangled up. Q: What is messier than 101 yo-yos all tangeled up? A: It was how all those yo-yos got tangled up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted November 10, 2003 Report Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What is messier than 101 yo-yos all tangeled up? A: It was how all those yo-yos got tangled up. Q: There was a fight at the whammo convention? A: An explosion of flavor bits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 11, 2003 Report Share Posted November 11, 2003 Originally posted by lemming Q: There was a fight at the whammo convention? A: An explosion of flavor bits Q: There was an accident at the candy facotry? What happened? A: Fried Chicken Vindelu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted November 11, 2003 Report Share Posted November 11, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: There was an accident at the candy facotry? What happened? A: Fried Chicken Vindelu Q: What were the two great tastes that taste great together discovered when Indian cuisine meets American? A: So hot, I could scream into your pillow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 11, 2003 Report Share Posted November 11, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: What were the two great tastes that taste great together discovered when Indian cuisine meets American? A: So hot, I could scream into your pillow. Q: What did Zornwil say to complement Eliza Dusku when he found himself in her bed? A: Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Nothing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted November 11, 2003 Report Share Posted November 11, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What did Zornwil say to complement Eliza Dusku when he found himself in her bed? A: Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Nothing! Q: We're all so excited, we're ready to here your surprise, do tell!? A: I will take back nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted November 11, 2003 Report Share Posted November 11, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: We're all so excited, we're ready to here your surprise, do tell!? A: I will take back nothing. Q: What will you take back? A: All of the free Eliza posters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 11, 2003 Report Share Posted November 11, 2003 Q. When Zornwil held the Hero Games staff hostage, what did he demand as ransom ? A. Now that is what I call a Killer Whale with a very bad attitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 11, 2003 Report Share Posted November 11, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble Q. When Zornwil held the Hero Games staff hostage, what did he demand as ransom ? A. Now that is what I call a Killer Whale with a very bad attitude. Q: Wow, You say Zornwil's lunch at him first? A: Tomorrow, is another day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Wow, You say Zornwil's lunch at him first? A: Tomorrow, is another day. Q: If today was tomorrow yesterday, then what is tomorrow today? A: Everyone is doing the Hustle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 Q. Why an you never get an answer from Telephone Directory Inquiries ? A. Oh Ambassador with these Ferro Rocher Chocolates, you are really spoiling us ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 12, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble A. Oh Ambassador with these Ferro Rocher Chocolates, you are really spoiling us ! Q: What did Zornwill say when the ambasador fed him sweets to give other hostages time to escape? A: Arcane Thingy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 Q. How did Anne Coulter describe Takofanes, the end result being that he made her undead on National Televison ? A. Biting Ronald Reagan on the leg does not count as alternative healing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 12, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble A. Biting Ronald Reagan on the leg does not count as alternative healing Q: But wont a good, solid, chomp! on the shin make him forget all about his Alzheimers..? A: The Whizzo Quality Assortment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: But wont a good, solid, chomp! on the shin make him forget all about his Alzheimers..? A: The Whizzo Quality Assortment Q: What's the new nick name for the 9 democratic canidates? A: Mr. Trent from "Demon With A Glass Hand" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 13, 2003 Report Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole Q: What's the new nick name for the 9 democratic canidates? A: Mr. Trent from "Demon With A Glass Hand" Q: You've had a cameo in a comic book? Which one? A: Side tracks, back tracks, but not animal tracks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted November 13, 2003 Report Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: You've had a cameo in a comic book? Which one? A: Side tracks, back tracks, but not animal tracks. Q: What sort of tracks did Zornwil leave after clearing out those defaming him for an alleged hostage-taking? (by the way, those were great posts though I hope no one confuses me with the d20 hostage takers!) A: Just cherry, no chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 13, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: Just cherry, no chocolate. Q: What is the oddest request you've ever seen for a cherry topped chocolate sundae? A: I just close my eyes and pretend she's wearing a Cardigan (sp?) sweater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted November 13, 2003 Report Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What is the oddest request you've ever seen for a cherry topped chocolate sundae? A: I just close my eyes and pretend she's wearing a Cardigan (sp?) sweater. Q: Is it true you're girlfriend likes to dress up as a furry during sex? A: [singing]Now, the D and the A, and the M and the N, and the A and the T, and the I-O-N. Lose your face, lose your name, and get fitted for a suit of flame.[/singing] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted November 13, 2003 Report Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by Marcus Impudite A: [singing]Now, the D and the A, and the M and the N, and the A and the T, and the I-O-N. Lose your face, lose your name, and get fitted for a suit of flame.[/singing] Q: So what did Foxbat say when they pulled him up in front of the judge? A: Because of the immense commercial opportunities should he suceed. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan A: Because of the immense commercial opportunities should he suceed. Q: Ok, why exactly are you putting up money for "Foxbat: The Motion Picture?" A: We were just hiking in the woods when it jumped out, mugged him for his trail mix and ran off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum Q: Ok, why exactly are you putting up money for "Foxbat: The Motion Picture?" A: We were just hiking in the woods when it jumped out, mugged him for his trail mix and ran off. Q: How do you know it was Yogi Bear that attacked you? A: Smarter than the average buffoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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