Enforcer84 Posted December 23, 2003 Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Exactly how does a torturer like yourself plan for "An Evening of fun"? A: Silver lines tangle the smurf demons of my mind. Q) What did Gargamel say after his first acid trip? A) I feel kind of bad interrupting Tim and Hermit like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 23, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A) I feel kind of bad interrupting Tim and Hermit like this. Q: I know you're just in your underwear, but why aren't you trying to stop Hermit and Tim from giving each other all of those savage wedgies? A: Ogre beat up Foxbat for his lunch money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 23, 2003 Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: Ogre beat up Foxbat for his lunch money Q: So there is an animated 'Baby Champions' Cartoon. What happened the first episode? A; Heros of Might and Civilization VII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 23, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Heros of Might and Civilization VII Q: What is a sure sign that crossover fever is getting out of hand in the computer gaming industry? A: Gnomebody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 23, 2003 Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 Q; What is the newest Frankenstein ripoff, where they build a 3 foot tall creature with a giant nose? A: DD peanut butter cups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 23, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: DD peanut butter cups. Q: What features are most noticable on the dream girl of Twinkie the Kid? A: The Blessed Cloak of Obscurity of Doom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted December 23, 2003 Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: The Blessed Cloak of Obscurity of Doom. Q: What's proof positive that someone's been playing waaaay too much Munchkin? A: Hey! Put it back! That one's mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 23, 2003 Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by White Heat Q: What's proof positive that someone's been playing waaaay too much Munchkin? A: Hey! Put it back! That one's mine! Q) Ah the last Captain Cruch Action Figure. You don't mind if I..? A) To tell you the truth, I never figured Barry Manilo had it in him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 23, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A) To tell you the truth, I never figured Barry Manilo had it in him. Q: Did you se that new action flick where the main hero makes Arnie and Jackie Chan look tame? A: Ok, ok, so it can get worse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 23, 2003 Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Did you se that new action flick where the main hero makes Arnie and Jackie Chan look tame? A: Ok, ok, so it can get worse... Q: Remember how you said to cheer up? Well, My infant niece hates me, my mother got angry, and the dogs won't talk to me. A: To that small fluffy creature, he is as a towering god of terror, which evokes awe, fear, and worship! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted December 23, 2003 Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: To that small fluffy creature, he is as a towering god of terror, which evokes awe, fear, and worship! Q: Why does Foxbat always have a pet kitten? A: YOU stole the cookies from the cookie jar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted December 23, 2003 Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: YOU stole the cookies from the cookie jar! Q: Do you know a good way to get crumbs and chocolate stains out of the couch? A: I've had enough of this abuse. I'm going home. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 23, 2003 Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan Q: Do you know a good way to get crumbs and chocolate stains out of the couch? A: I've had enough of this abuse. I'm going home. Doc Q) Hey, Where are you going? The Hilton sister were going to do manual labor! A) Crimson Porriage!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A) Crimson Porriage!! Q: Who, is the paper saying, is the one responsible for freeing all the breakfast foods? A: Frosty the Snotman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Frosty the Snotman Q: Who's that outside, covered in kleenex? A: I stubbed my toe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by lemming Q: Who's that outside, covered in kleenex? A: I stubbed my toe! Q: What's with the glass shattering scream followed by five minutes of profanity while doing some weird dance? A: Because if I wear it on the inside, it would chaffe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: Because if I wear it on the inside, it would chaffe. Q: Why are you wearing that leather bustier on top of your shirt? A: Taste the rainbow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Why are you wearing that leather bustier on top of your shirt? A: Taste the rainbow. Q: What did the leprachaun say just before he gave you that pot of fool's gold? A: Terror alert level: Mauve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase A: Terror alert level: Mauve. Q: We can't do Terror alert level: Plaid yet because we're missing something. What do we need? A: Because it has a warm caramel center. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Q: why aren't you eating your breakfast young man? A: Jumping jack flash has gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted December 24, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Jumping jack flash has gas Q: Who's the jerk on the pogo stick? And why does it stink in here? A: 33,000 Kobolds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Q: How many Kobolds does it take for a 20th level fighter to gain a level? A: Venom? I thought it was orange juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: How many Kobolds does it take for a 20th level fighter to gain a level? A: Venom? I thought it was orange juice. Q: holy #@##! You just drank a whole container of pure Giant Cobra concentrate venom and are still standing? A: An Independent Liesence of the Vague Ambiguity League. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: An Independent Liesence of the Vague Ambiguity League. Q: What's this blank piece of paper, and why do you have it framed? A: It's called "Totally Tuna." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 24, 2003 Report Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly A: It's called "Totally Tuna." Q: What's in the bag and why are all these cats following you? A: I was going to polish the bannister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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