Klytus Posted January 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by Marcus Impudite A: "I love the smell of naplam in the morning, it smells like... barbaque." Q: Dude, why is that awful smell making you hungry? A: I'm sorry, but the lime jumpsuit is just inappropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus A: I'm sorry, but the lime jumpsuit is just inappropriate. Q. Do you recommend I wear bright colors at my wedding? A. Carolina Style Pulled Pork Barbecue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude2371 Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Carolina Style Pulled Pork Barbecue Q: So what was Strom Thurman's secret to longevity? A: It's got bite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by tengu Q: So what was Strom Thurman's secret to longevity? A: It's got bite! Q: Excuse me Sir, why do YOU drink Fang Beer? A: I see a bridge to a thousand points of night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Excuse me Sir, why do YOU drink Fang Beer? A: I see a bridge to a thousand points of night! Q. What does the future look like if Bush is re-elected? A. Fifty four pounds of andouille sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What does the future look like if Bush is re-elected? A. Fifty four pounds of andouille sausage. Q: You bought "Life Support: No Need to Eat" with a focus, what's the Focus? A: I can't bear to look at it, it burns my eyes just to gaze at the utter horror of this ... please let me DIE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by Hermit Q: You bought "Life Support: No Need to Eat" with a focus, what's the Focus? A: I can't bear to look at it, it burns my eyes just to gaze at the utter horror of this ... please let me DIE! Q. So, Hermit... how'd you like "Gigli"? A. Mendicants should never prevaricate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. So, Hermit... how'd you like "Gigli"? A. Mendicants should never prevaricate. Q: Hey, that homeless priest just told me he was working for the FBI and that if I gave him $100, I'd save the nation! Whatdo you think? A: It is the foundation of the instability we so trepidtiously crave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 Q: Why do you think spandex is so important again? A: 60 points of Mystery disads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 Originally posted by Tim Q: Why do you think spandex is so important again? A: 60 points of Mystery disads. Q: So you gamed your new PC, and in the course of the campaign you discovered he was Foxbat's lost twin's clone who had been Istvatha's love slave before having his mind wiped by Menton who only did it on a bet??!! How the #$#$ did that happen? A: You only live thrice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 Originally posted by Hermit Q: So you gamed your new PC, and in the course of the campaign you discovered he was Foxbat's lost twin's clone who had been Istvatha's love slave before having his mind wiped by Menton who only did it on a bet??!! How the #$#$ did that happen? A: You only live thrice (clap, clap clap.great Q Hermit) Q: You're 1/3 Cat? How does that work? A: A giant wall of Silly Putty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 Originally posted by Tim [bA: A giant wall of Silly Putty. [/b] Q. What's the easiest way to copy an image off of a billboard? A. I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes. Like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What's the easiest way to copy an image off of a billboard? A. I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes. Like this. Q) You're 40? Man what keeps you going old dude? A) You bet I did. And the next time you come up with one of your bright ideas I'm going to do the smae to you. Only BACKWARDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q) You're 40? Man what keeps you going old dude? A) You bet I did. And the next time you come up with one of your bright ideas I'm going to do the smae to you. Only BACKWARDS. Q. You didn't actually take me seriously when I said the old lady next door needs a good case of killing, now did you? A. Oh, we call them linebackers, or serial killers. Depends on if they're professional or amateur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven Walkur Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 Q) What's the difference between William "Refrigerator" Perry and Jeffery Dahmer? A) I bled all that kind of blood long ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 Originally posted by Haven Walkur A) I bled all that kind of blood long ago. Q: We need some Type A!? A: Just put the sponge down and walk away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatic Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 Q: Are you sure this isn't Mr. Squarepants? A: Twelve cans of condensed milk, a pound of sawdust, three square pans, and 10 gallons of hi-test gasoline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 Originally posted by Chromatic A: Twelve cans of condensed milk, a pound of sawdust, three square pans, and 10 gallons of hi-test gasoline. Q: Ok, so the kittens of doom are on their way! What are we gonna do? A: He just sits there going "Mooooomoo mooo" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 Originally posted by lemming Q: Ok, so the kittens of doom are on their way! What are we gonna do? A: He just sits there going "Mooooomoo mooo" Q: Does that Bovine Genius "Cowpernicus" have any advice on how we can stop that fiend Dr. DestroySteer ? A: And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling middle agers and your stupid taxidermed dog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 Originally posted by Hermit A: And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling middle agers and your stupid taxidermed dog! Q: What pop culture quote in 2023 proved that America really was graying? A: Oooo-ooooh. Oooo-oooh. I've got a lovely bunch of cocoa-nuts, I'm so cocoa-nutty, too...doo-doo-do-doo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 Originally posted by zornwil A: Oooo-ooooh. Oooo-oooh. I've got a lovely bunch of cocoa-nuts, I'm so cocoa-nutty, too...doo-doo-do-doo... Q. What jingle nearly made it to airplay instead of "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't?" A. Left-handed polar bears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Left-handed polar bears. Q: What do Eskimo Boy Scouts send the newbies to find insted of left-handed smoke shifters? A: Chewy on the outsdie, crunchy on the inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What do Eskimo Boy Scouts send the newbies to find insted of left-handed smoke shifters? A: Chewy on the outsdie, crunchy on the inside. Q. What is the common opinion of left-handed polar bears about Eskimo Boy Scouts? A. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude2371 Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me! Q: What's the effect of Jurassic brand Viagra? A: That's a spicy meatball! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted January 16, 2004 Report Share Posted January 16, 2004 Q: What's with drinking all the water? A: This one's Pink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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