Tim Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Q: o you found out Rachel was not wearing green today and pinced her. What happened next? A: A Leprechaun with a big ego Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by Tim Q: o you found out Rachel was not wearing green today and pinced her. What happened next? A: A Leprechaun with a big ego Q) So what was Kerry's St. Patrick's day insult about Bush? A) That's not quite the Pot of Gold I was expecting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A) That's not quite the Pot of Gold I was expecting. Q: So the Leprechaun said he was from Mendocino? A: Not quite green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Q. What was the opinion of Swamp Thing and Floronic Man about Ralph Nader ? A. The city that never wakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble A. The city that never wakes Q: Whats a good nickname for a city where no one ever dies? A: Not even Mightybec would touch that with a 2' long adult strap-on tool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Q. Hey have you seen the Jerry Falwell is a hot stud website ? A. I-nailed-your-spouse.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by death tribble Q. Hey have you seen the Jerry Falwell is a hot stud website ? A. I-nailed-your-spouse.com Q) Wait, that sallow hair and just broken face, where have I seen you before? A)Fourteen Ducks. That's right, I said ducks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A)Fourteen Ducks. That's right, I said ducks. Q: And that last item on your list, was that for schmucks, plucks, or fu...? A: That all depends on which state you live in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus Q: And that last item on your list, was that for schmucks, plucks, or fu...? A: That all depends on which state you live in. Q) So which is my state bird? A) Long haired weirdo; with a Partical Projection Cannon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A) Long haired weirdo; with a Partical Projection Cannon. Q: Who is Enforcer84? A: Stacy's Mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Who is Enforcer84? nu-uh! I'm getting my hair cut! A: Stacy's Mom Q) Who's Got it going on? A) Three. But only on saturdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q) Who's Got it going on? A) Three. But only on saturdays. Q: So, you're the Amazing Incendar, master of self imolation...I hear you do parties? A: And thus it came to me in a dream that I was to be the one, the ordained, and the blessed. Upon my shoulders would be the herculian task that would change the world... or destroy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 Originally posted by Hermit A: And thus it came to me in a dream that I was to be the one, the ordained, and the blessed. Upon my shoulders would be the herculian task that would change the world... or destroy it. Q: Whose turn was it to medicate Hermit? What is he babbling about now? A: An army of clumsy cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 Originally posted by Klytus A: An army of clumsy cats. Q: What's more fun to live with than a talking donkey (but only just, mind you...) ? A: Man! And I thought I was ready! I gotta change this shirt now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 Originally posted by White Heat Q: What's more fun to live with than a talking donkey (but only just, mind you...) ? A: Man! And I thought I was ready! I gotta change this shirt now... Q: Did you realize yoiu just squirted yourself with ketsup when Kara walked by naked? A: Sometimes I think death would be perferable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 Originally posted by Tim Q: Did you realize yoiu just squirted yourself with ketsup when Kara walked by naked? A: Sometimes I think death would be perferable. Q: So how do you like your job as Web Moderator here? ( Tribute to an overworked fellow we all know ) A: On a Clea day, you can see forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 (I'll asume you meant CLEAR) Q: So, how is it on the mountain top, Oh guru? A: A wookie, a Jedi, and a thermite grenade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 Originally posted by Tim (I'll asume you meant CLEAR) Actually, I assumed he meant Clea, Dr. Strange's disciple/lover. What do you know? I must've actually been listening to one or two of Kara's rambling about comics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 A: Just how small WAS The group of PCs for that game? Q: Behold the power of cheese. Originally posted by Tim (I'll asume you meant CLEAR) (Actually, it was a line from a "What the??" issue that parodied Dr. Strange *G* so I was speaking of his former lover/apprentice but this is fine) EDIT: Whoopps (didn't see Rachel's post before I typed), yup, what Rachel said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 Q: Why is Dr. Destroyer buried under a pile of Chedder? A: I don't think a lifesaver is going to help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 Q: Does my braeth smell bad? A: It took twenty AA batteries and I still couldn't get it t work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 Originally posted by Tim A: It took twenty AA batteries and I still couldn't get it t work. Q: Did you ever get Mightbec's "device" working? A: Arsenic & Old Sneakers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 Originally posted by lemming A: Arsenic & Old Sneakers Q: What's the name of that stage production that's produced by the NBA? A: Behold the most insidious villian of all: Batfox! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 Q: What is that smell wafting out of your locker Lemming? A: suercharged hokey pucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 19, 2004 Report Share Posted March 19, 2004 Originally posted by Spectrum A: Behold the most insidious villian of all: Batfox! Originally posted by Tim A) Supercharged Hokey Pucks Q1) So Mr. Leifield, what are you working on today? Q2) So MR. Byrne, what does your new superviallisn used as his method of attack? A) Soap. Lots of soap. And a hanky. And maybe some Kaluha...and a donkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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