Corven_Ren Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I need somebody to do a smack down on some PETA people. A: That will do duck, that will do. Q) Name a ine from a the lost scene in 16 Candles involving Molly Ringwold's character and the asian exchange student Long Duck Dong? A) Yahtzee.....Ummm Bingo.....ah to hell with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Yahtzee.....Ummm Bingo.....ah to hell with it. Q: Why is it so tough to run bingo in the Alzheimer's wing of the nursing home? A: Chocolate ice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Chocolate ice Q: What's the name of the new bland rapper? A: *zip* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: *zip* Q: What sound strikes terror into the hearts of men (and women!) when Mightybec approaches from behind? A: A flock of penguins with bats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A flock of penguins with bats Q: That's the third Yeti we've found beaten to a pulp. Who do you think is responsible? A: 99 Bottles of Urine on the wall! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: That's the third Yeti we've found beaten to a pulp. Who do you think is responsible? A: 99 Bottles of Urine on the wall! Q) Ah, hell it's my turn to get specimen's again? A) I smell garlic and motor oil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) I smell garlic and motor oil Q: How can you tell when Zornwil needs a bath? A: An atomic wedgie with a kilt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrakazog Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: An atomic wedgie with a kilt. Q: What maneuver ended the career of retired professional wrestler The Mighty Scot? A: We don't have enough pork rinds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: We don't have enough pork rinds. Q: So how are you liking the Vegan feast? A: I'm going to have to run that through the garbage disposal again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm going to have to run that through the garbage disposal again. Q: Why is Thrakazog climbing out of our kitchen sink? A: Trouble sleeps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is Thrakazog climbing out of our kitchen sink? A: Trouble sleeps Q) Its finally quiet. What happened to the demolition derby? A) Love is a wed wed wose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Its finally quiet. What happened to the demolition derby? A) Love is a wed wed wose. Q) Name the opening line of a poem by E. Fudd A) Donkey Kong vs. Q*Bert and the winner battles Frogger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrakazog Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Donkey Kong vs. Q*Bert and the winner battles Frogger Q: Hey, Dude, how's your NCAA March Madness video game all-star death match brackets looking? A: Some guy from Telemundo asking about our hot water heater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 25, 2004 Report Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, Dude, how's your NCAA March Madness video game all-star death match brackets looking? A: Some guy from Telemundo asking about our hot water heater. Q) who is the fast talking hispanic gentlemand with the thermometer and three buxom ladies in the utility room? A) A Led Zepplin reunion, except with none of the band members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) A Led Zepplin reunion' date=' except with none of the band members.[/quote'] Q: So what's this I hear about a Heavy Blimp band? A: Lemon Lime Coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is Coca Cola's newest Sprtie flavor? A: A Con, A con, My kingdom for a COn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A Con' date=' A con, My kingdom for a COn[/quote'] Q: What did Victor Lustig cry in despair before he got inspired to sell the Eiffel Tower? A: It sort of heavy, almost like lead, only moreso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How's your guilty conscience? A: I never realized you could fit 20 cats in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How's your guilty conscience? A: I never realized you could fit 20 cats in there. Q) Hey who ordered the extra large wok of raw moo goo gai pan? A) Military Intelligence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Military Intelligence Q: I can't think of this word. What do you call it when someone says something and they mean the exact oposite of what they say? A: Don't bother me. I took a long weekend without my computer and now I'm 10 pages behind in Answers & Questions! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I can't think of this word. What do you call it when someone says something and they mean the exact oposite of what they say? A: Don't bother me. I took a long weekend without my computer and now I'm 10 pages behind in Answers & Questions! Doc Q) So how was your first time with a woman? A) Football, Lacrosse and Scalping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What three things are guaranteed to occur in the chamber during the State of the Union address ? A. Trebauchet did that because he got sick of the Catapulted into fame gag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What three things are guaranteed to occur in the chamber during the State of the Union address ? A. Trebauchet did that because he got sick of the Catapulted into fame gag. Q) Why is there a circus cannon here? A) Stop Drop and Roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why is there a circus cannon here? A) Stop Drop and Roll Q. What is the new slogan for the quick eating sandwich queue in McDonalds restaurants located on American parachute group bases ? A Accused, Arrested, Tried, Convicted and Executed for Treason. Twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Accused' date=' Arrested, Tried, Convicted and Executed for Treason. Twice.[/quote'] Q: What happened at Mightybec's "animal husbandry" trial? A: When once just isn't enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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