Tim Posted April 21, 2004 Report Share Posted April 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) I couldn't afford not to. Q: Why did you bribe the judgeof the bikini contest? A: The president is very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 21, 2004 Report Share Posted April 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you bribe the judgeof the bikini contest? A: The president is very nice. Q) SO after bribing the judge in the bikini contest and winning a date with President Guarl of Backlanomia, what do you have to say for yourself? A) Moonlit walks and ineffectual conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 21, 2004 Report Share Posted April 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Moonlit walks and ineffectual conversation. Q: how did you get your wife to marry you? A: amoral motorcycles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 21, 2004 Report Share Posted April 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: how did you get your wife to marry you? A: amoral motorcycles. Q) Hey! Who made off with my bicycle? A) No really. It was stolen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 21, 2004 Report Share Posted April 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Hey! Who made off with my bicycle? A) No really. It was stolen. Q. So let's see. The Washington Monument is gone and we have a tons of rubble and a crane with a wrecking ball nearby. Now you claim that a bunch of masked men made off with it. Do you REALLY want to stick with that story ? A. Listen to yourself burn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Listen to yourself burn Q: What does Mightbec hear a lot? A: Its a Taxi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 21, 2004 Report Share Posted April 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does Mightbec hear a lot? A: Its a Taxi Q. Oh Calamity ! Oh Woe ! The Anti-Christ has arrived and taken this hideous yellow form ! Oh look upon his wretched puce covered complexion and tell me what do you see ? A. It's the end of the world as we know it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted April 21, 2004 Report Share Posted April 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Oh Calamity ! Oh Woe ! The Anti-Christ has arrived and taken this hideous yellow form ! Oh look upon his wretched puce covered complexion and tell me what do you see ? A. It's the end of the world as we know it Q: Would you mind explaining again why Galadorn suddenly became popular on the NGD? A: My horn-rimmed glasses got in the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted April 21, 2004 Report Share Posted April 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happend when I tried to kiss my girlfriend and look where I was not supposed to look. A: Watch this stunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 21, 2004 Report Share Posted April 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Watch this stunt. Q: So what was the last thing he said before he stopped the chain saw with his genitals? A: That is the most horrific, disgusting spectical it has ever been my misfortune to see! Can you do it again? Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted April 21, 2004 Report Share Posted April 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what was the last thing he said before he stopped the chain saw with his genitals? A: That is the most horrific, disgusting spectical it has ever been my misfortune to see! Can you do it again? Doc Q: So what did the critics say after the stunt with the chainsaw? A: Penguins...lots of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted April 21, 2004 Report Share Posted April 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Penguins...lots of them. Q: What made you decide to give up Linux? A: The Microsoft Mafia . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What made you decide to give up Linux? A: The Microsoft Mafia . Q) So what made you decide to give up Linux? A) That was too easy, try again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So what made you decide to give up Linux? A) That was too easy, try again. Q: Are you going to give up Linux? A: call me anytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: call me anytime. Q: What can I call you? A: No! Not up there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What can I call you? A: No! Not up there! Q: I hid your car keys in a place you'll never find them. A: Can I bring a friend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Can I bring a friend? Q: So are you coming to the sacrifice for Cthulhu meeting tonight? A: But they're all red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So are you coming to the sacrifice for Cthulhu meeting tonight? A: But they're all red. Q: If you want some M&M's, take some. Just leave the red ones. A: If it doesn't play in San Fran, it doesn't play anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: If you want some M&M's, take some. Just leave the red ones. A: If it doesn't play in San Fran, it doesn't play anywhere. Q: Where does our contract stand with the genderless, harmonica playing squirrel? A: A little to the left... no wait the right... no wait... the left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A little to the left... no wait the right... no wait... the left. Q: Hey, where do you want this nuke to go before it goes off? A: Well they're called poison arrow frogs for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, where do you want this nuke to go before it goes off? A: Well they're called poison arrow frogs for a reason. Q: I've got this frog stuck in me. Will I be safe? A: Kerry says he's a war criminal. DocMan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I've got this frog stuck in me. Will I be safe? A: Kerry says he's a war criminal. Q) So I hear that Prisoners will be allowed to vote this year, any word from the candidates? A) He bears a striking resemblence to the president. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) He bears a striking resemblence to the president. Q: Why on Earth are those protestors beating that poor monkey??? A: A big, big kiss on the cheek followed by a whack on the rump! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A big' date=' big kiss on the cheek followed by a whack on the rump![/quote'] Q: What is considered "sufficient foreplay" to most men? A: May as well be naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is considered "sufficient foreplay" to most men? A: May as well be naked. Q. What do you think of this see thru outfit? A. I already told you 176.3! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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