Klytus Posted May 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: And thus it was that the Veroshadi came to possess the mighty Shanobath' date=' and with it in their tendriled fingers, the walls of Dr'kmore fell.[/quote'] Q: A reading from the Book of the Elder Gods... A: The fat lady just sung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: A reading from the Book of the Elder Gods... A: The fat lady just sung. Q) Is this over? A) NO YOU ARE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Is this over? A) NO YOU ARE! Q: Are you a member of Spinal Tap? A: the chalice with the palace hold the pellet with the poison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you a member of Spinal Tap? A: the chalice with the palace hold the pellet with the poison. Q. Where the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true? A. No, it came with wings, the belt was extra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Where the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true? A. No, it came with wings, the belt was extra. Q: I hear you bought Arthur's Mothman suit. I didn't know it had a spiffy belt. A: A pair of identical twin belly dancers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I hear you bought Arthur's Mothman suit. I didn't know it had a spiffy belt. A: A pair of identical twin belly dancers. Q. You wife threw you out over a Christmas Wish List? Why? What was on it? A. No, no, no, no... it's only ice cream... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. No' date=' [i']no, no, no[/i]... it's only ice cream... Q: Did you just blow a seal? A: Driving in downtown Atlantis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you just blow a seal? A: Driving in downtown Atlantis. Q. How on earth did you get the car so waterlogged and covered in arcane graffiti ? A. Representing seven games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Representing seven games Q: How did that Nerd get into this RPG Summit conference, he doesn't belong to any company I'm aware of. A: It was April the 41st, being a quadruple Leapyear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was April the 41st' date=' being a quadruple Leapyear[/quote'] Q: What day was it when your rented sting ray started overheating? A: He was just being shellfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: He was just being shellfish A: Why did Marlin not donate more to Jerry's Squids? Q: A case of the clams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What day was it when your rented sting ray started overheating? A: He was just being shellfish Q. Why didn't Professor Piscean (see Digital Hero issues for this character) allow anyone to view the catsuit thread while he was reading it ? A. A government for hire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. A government for hire Q: How does Haliburton view the Bu$h Admini$tration? A: The local Shell station Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The local Shell station Q: So where was it you were reported to have blown a Seal? A: A Sucker Punch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A Sucker Punch Q: What's the only way to hit Melvin? A: Just catch the chainsaw. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just catch the chainsaw. Q: I'm very anxious about this, ya know..? A: He's gonna need a sturgeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's gonna need a sturgeon. Q: Gill's hard of Herring, is he okay? A: It was a real dive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Gill's hard of Herring, is he okay? A: It was a real dive. Q. Ok smart alec, what's with taking us to a swim meet after we complained about that trashy club you took us to before ? A. and a Combat site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. and a Combat site Q: You said you need a work site, some oversight, and...? A: My baracuda was in the shop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: My baracuda was in the shop Q: Why were you driving that run down looking Stringray the other day? A: She drank like a... she drank a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: She drank like a... she drank a lot. Q: What did you first notice about the cute little yellowtail? A: He poured me my ususal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you first notice about the cute little yellowtail? A: He poured me my ususal Q. Good grief ! There's smoke and lightning above your glass. Why does the barman hate you so much ? A. Left of West Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Left of West Q: What is Right of East? A: A cloud bit me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is Right of East? A: A cloud bit me Q. Why are you looking at the sky so frightened ? There's no storms around A. and coming in a hurry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. and coming in a hurry Q: When Mightybec is alone with sheep, he is very happy and...? A: I'm sure I've never seen that crater there before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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