Klytus Posted May 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Draw your weather. Q: What hapens when thunder gods get into a duel, Old West style? A: A neon-pink tattoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 19, 2004 Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What hapens when thunder gods get into a duel, Old West style? A: A neon-pink tattoo Q. What did Batman ban Robin, Batgirl, the Huntress and Nightwing from getting ? A. Common Food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted May 19, 2004 Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Common Food Q: What's the only kind of food that Klytus will eat? A: It isn't hard, really. All it takes is about twelve years of training, discipline, and a healthy appetite for JD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 19, 2004 Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the only kind of food that Klytus will eat? A: It isn't hard, really. All it takes is about twelve years of training, discipline, and a healthy appetite for JD. Q. Say Mr Rumsfeld, what does it take to become a general in the army ? A. but it'll do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Say Mr Rumsfeld, what does it take to become a general in the army ? A. but it'll do Q: Hm. I fall short of those qualifications. I'm good at giving orders, though. Will that get me in the army? A: The model of a modern Libertarian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 19, 2004 Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hm. I fall short of those qualifications. I'm good at giving orders, though. Will that get me in the army? A: The model of a modern Libertarian Q. I hear that the Moral Majority are adapting a Gilbert and Sullivan Operetta to America's current Political climate. What are they changing 'the very model of a modern major general' to ? A. Save Yourself ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Save Yourself ! Q: What did the members of the Hero Boards cry out, in unison, when they heard Mightybec was comming over for a visit? A: They put the "IT" in "idiot" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 19, 2004 Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: They put the "IT" in "idiot" Q: What's the nicest thing you can say about AOL tech support? A: I only watched it for two hours. It wasn't that impressive. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I only watched it for two hours. It wasn't that impressive. Q: So... what did you think about Mightybec with that sheep? A: I thought you said "corny" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 19, 2004 Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I thought you said "corny" Q: What are you doing with the bib and the melted butter? A: It's Trojan Man! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted May 19, 2004 Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's Trojan Man! Q: Why is there a wooden horse in the driveway? A: Hmm, I'm surprised that fit in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 19, 2004 Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hmm' date=' I'm surprised that fit in there.[/quote'] Q: Why is your entire forearm thrust into your left nostril? A: I don't think it's short enough. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't think it's short enough. Doc Q: Will this 3 micron wide table fit in the gap you have available in your apartment furniture? A: He threw blanks at them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sociotard Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Will this 3 micron wide table fit in the gap you have available in your apartment furniture? A: He threw blanks at them. Q) They fed the mime syrup of epicac? What did he do? A) This calls for a shotgun wedding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) This calls for a shotgun wedding! Q: I found this pistol between my 2 hunting rifles. A: The only one you have to answer to is Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The only one you have to answer to is Ben Q: Who do I have to report to? Mr. Fantastic? Johnny Storm? A: Help me collect my parts and we'll go. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Help me collect my parts and we'll go. Doc Q: Pull yorself together Lego-man. We must pursue those vile villians. A: It fall down and go BOOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It fall down and go BOOM! Q: So what happened to that bomb I asked you to hold for me? A: I honestly didn't expect it to hit the cieling. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what happened to that bomb I asked you to hold for me? A: I honestly didn't expect it to hit the cieling. Doc Q: Haven't you ever tossed a pizza crust before? A: I don't meet the minimum requirements Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't meet the minimum requirements Q: Why aren't you considered the Town Idiot? A: If that's what you think, you need a psychologist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: If that's what you think' date=' you need a psychologist.[/quote'] Q: Dude, do you even know how utterly cool MightyBec is? A: A variety of sizes will accommodate any need you may have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A variety of sizes will accommodate any need you may have. Q: I need to beat the crap out of somebody with a club. Can you help me? A: He crossed that line long ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I need to beat the crap out of somebody with a club. Can you help me? A: He crossed that line long ago Q) So, wait, you're telling me that the Fonze isn't cool anymore? A) Plaid Pantry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Plaid Pantry. Q: Where did you get that kilt? A: Really, I'm just resting my eyes and my neck. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Really, I'm just resting my eyes and my neck. Doc Q: Boss: Why is your head on your desk when you should be writting up my proposal for me? A: lick it good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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