Kirby Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Like a New Jersey refinery in the spring. Q: Do you think the air is clean here? A: The tribbles are trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The tribbles are trouble. Q. Well, for the NGD dinner party we'll seat the Zornwils next to the Bazzas, of course, and the Starlords across from the Hermits... hmmm... where should we seat the Tribbles? A. I'm wondering why there's a rectal thermometer behind your ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I'm wondering why there's a rectal thermometer behind your ear. Q. Why is your face all scrunched up in that "I sense something ugly and painful coming" look? A. Its a dessert topping and a floor wax! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why is your face all scrunched up in that "I sense something ugly and painful coming" look? A. Its a dessert topping and a floor wax! Q: What are you going to do with that big blob of goop you pulled out of Mightybec's ear? A: I don't know where you been lad, but at least you won 1st prize Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know where you been lad' date=' but at least you won 1st prize[/quote'] Q: What did the Scottsman say when he woke from a drunken stupor to take a leak and found a blue ribbon tied to his thingy? A: Psychiatry for Utter Idiots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the Scottsman say when he woke from a drunken stupor to take a leak and found a blue ribbon tied to his thingy? A: Psychiatry for Utter Idiots Q. What work is studied by governments the world over in order to understand 'the people' ? A. Guilty of lurve, baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Guilty of lurve' date=' baby[/quote'] Q: So... what do you have to say for yourself this time? A: A dangerous thing to leave dangling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A dangerous thing to leave dangling. Q: What's so bad with a Romanian man running outside naked to kill a chicken? A: The dog ate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Dog ate it Q. So where is the Wedding banquet Mr Falwell ? A. I give it up for music and the free electric band Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I give it up for music and the free electric band Q: Yee gods, man... where is your dignity? A: Its like Wal-Mart... only without the class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Yee gods, man... where is your dignity? A: Its like Wal-Mart... only without the class. Q. How would you describe the party conventions selling partisan merchandise ? A. The banning of basketball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The banning of basketball Q: What is the next step to the eventual elimination of pro sports in America now that hockey is closed for the year? A: Gallons and gallons of phlegm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Gallons and gallons of phlegm Q: Can you name something better than listening to political campaign rhetoric for the past nine months? A: Vote, but only once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can you name something better than listening to political campaign rhetoric for the past nine months? A: Vote, but only once. Q. What new restriction on reality TV poll programmes like American Idol lead to the closure of the format ? A. carpet bombing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. carpet bombing Q: What is it called when you use a bug bomb to make sure all of the fleas in your carpet are dead? A: A really large banana in a very tight place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is it called when you use a bug bomb to make sure all of the fleas in your carpet are dead? A: A really large banana in a very tight place Q. What was on the Watergate tapes that Henry Kissinger was glad was removed in the infamous silent bits ? A. The first thing we do, let's kill all the politicians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The first thing we do' date=' let's kill all the politicians.[/quote'] Q: How would you rewrite Shakespear for the 21st Century? A: Better than a nooner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How would you rewrite Shakespear for the 21st Century? A: Better than a nooner Q. Casanova, how do you classify a night of passion ? A. Democracy means never having to say sorry when you take your opponents outside and shoot them in the back of the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Casanova, how do you classify a night of passion ? A. Democracy means never having to say sorry when you take your opponents outside and shoot them in the back of the head. Q: Mister Castro, by what bizzare logic do you claim Cuba is a democracy? A: Hey! That's MY job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mister Castro, by what bizzare logic do you claim Cuba is a democracy? A: Hey! That's MY job! Q. Can you switch places in the rota, Cap ? I got the chance of a threesome with the Scarlet Witch and Warbird. A. Death by Chuckabunga ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Death by Chuckabunga ! Q: What's preferable to death by Mightybec? A: It went from bard to verse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's preferable to death by Mightybec? A: It went from bard to verse Q. How would you catagorise in one sentence the Pop Idol auditions using Shakespeare plays and sonnets ? A. America, the really quite ugly with bad, rotton teeth, body odour fatal at a range of 50 yards, oozing plague postules and warts that even flies avoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. America' date=' the really quite ugly with bad, rotton teeth, body odour fatal at a range of 50 yards, oozing plague postules and warts that even flies avoid.[/quote'] Q: What nation is better than England - that nation so foul even demon-possessed maggots give its rotting corpse a miss? A: Wurstbrat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What nation is better than England - that nation so foul even demon-possessed maggots give its rotting corpse a miss? A: Wurstbrat Q. What sort of German sausages are made up of the bad little children who don't do what Mummy and Daddy tell them ? A. The best way to solve the hostage crisis is to kill all the people who could become hostages first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The best way to solve the hostage crisis is to kill all the people who could become hostages first. Q: When the Roman's took Massada, how did the Zealots insure that there would be no problem with hostages? A: Love the sin, hate the sinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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