DocMan Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: While I respect your judgement' date='. I refuse to let you bring that thing any closer to me.[/quote'] Q: Have you ever had a flu shot before? A: If you're going to try to plug that in there, you'll need an adapter. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you're going to try to plug that in there' date=' you'll need an adapter.[/quote'] Q: What did his wife say about hanky-panky? A: A pizza the size of the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did his wife say about hanky-panky? A: A pizza the size of the sun. Q: I understan Kirby gets powers from inhaling objects. What did he inale to make him reek of garlic and have a large pepperonni between his legs? A: A happy Mrs. Kirby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A happy Mrs. Kirby Q: Okay Kirby, you have a powerful tongue. But really, what does that get you? A: Some guys like girls with long legs, some guys like girls with short legs; me, I like something in between. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some guys like girls with long legs' date=' some guys like girls with short legs; me, I like something in between.[/quote'] Q: Do you realize that your date is a drag queen? A: Please, not in front of the children! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you realize that your date is a drag queen? A: Please, not in front of the children! Doc A: Hey, honey, is it allright if MightBec comes in? Q: Groop, I Implore Thee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hey, honey, is it allright if MightBec comes in? Q: Groop, I Implore Thee! Q: Did you say group or Grope? How well do you beg? A: A lush garden of Lushes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A lush garden of Lushes. Q: Can anything be worse than a posh garden of Posh Spice? A: DocMan, those aren't her eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can anything be worse than a posh garden of Posh Spice? A: DocMan, those aren't her eyes. Q: Docman: She has the most beautiful chocolate brown eyes. A: It does't have DSL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It does't have DSL. Q: This is a $5 million dollar mansion for sale $10,000! Why didn't you buy it? A: Right on the desktop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: This is a $5 million dollar mansion for sale $10,000! Why didn't you buy it? A: Right on the desktop. Q: Excuse me, I understand you want to study my sexual habits..and you have provided a most beautiful partner and paid me well but just where in the little office do you expect me to perform? A: Your butt is on fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Your butt is on fire! Q. Are you calling me a liar? Are you calling me a liar? Why else would you make that crack about my pants if you weren't calling me a liar?! A. No right and no wrong, and no in-between. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. No right and no wrong' date=' and no in-between.[/quote'] Q: Riddler, which way do go at this no U-turn, four-way intersection? A: She's stuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Riddler, which way do go at this no U-turn, four-way intersection? A: She's stuck. Q: Little Miss Muffet missed her tuffet and sat in the spider's web? What Happened? A; At least the webs didn't come out his butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A; At least the webs didn't come out his butt. Q: Can you believe they've remade spiderman to have eight appendages? A: I'm not cranky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can you believe they've remade spiderman to have eight appendages? A: I'm not cranky! Q: kirby, why are you so cranky? A: because, I said so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: because' date=' I said so.[/quote'] Q: Master, why must I sew? A: Sew buttons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sew buttons. Q. So what? A. At last I have the power to lash out at my imagined enemies and crush them like the insects I perceive them to be!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So what? A. At last I have the power to lash out at my imagined enemies and crush them like the insects I perceive them to be!! Q: Super Orkin Man! why are you laughing so maniacilly? A: He was a big, little, femine man, who was skinnily overweight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: He was a big' date=' little, femine man, who was skinnily overweight.[/quote'] Q. At last we have an eyewitness description of the evil genius moron Paradox Man!! What did he look like? A. It was lying right here! No, wait... it was laying right here. No, wait... it was laying here, lying... Damn!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. At last we have an eyewitness description of the evil genius moron Paradox Man!! What did he look like? A. It was lying right here! No, wait... it was laying right here. No, wait... it was laying here, lying... Damn!! Q: Dude we are under fire and nned to attack back. Where is your gun? A: Oh my God your glands are swollen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude we are under fire and nned to attack back. Where is your gun? A: Oh my God your glands are swollen. Q: Spider-Woman gave me a toss, can you tell? *Gloat* A: Fortunately, I have no shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Spider-Woman gave me a toss, can you tell? *Gloat* A: Fortunately, I have no shame. Q. You went and French kissed Donald Rumsfeld, Jerry Falwell, Charlton Heston, Roseanne Barr, George W Bush, Dick Cheney and TedGeorge W Bush ? A. On nights as dark and foggy as this, then drivers get together and tell the fell legend of the Were Taxi.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. On nights as dark and foggy as this' date=' then drivers get together and tell the fell legend of the Were Taxi....[/quote'] Q: How do members of the Hansom Cab company spend Halloween? A: Way too much Dr Pepper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do members of the Hansom Cab company spend Halloween? A: Way too much Dr Pepper. Q. What do you think of my new macho cocktail For Real Men Only ? A. This is how we settle the next election. We get both candidates in the ring, stark naked and they nail each other. On national television. That'll settle all the arguments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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