Kirby Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Anime' date=' BABY!![/quote'] Q: What is a gaming geek's ideal woman? A: Sticks and stones may break my bones, so please, don't throw them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is a gaming geek's ideal woman? A: Sticks and stones may break my bones, so please, don't throw them. Q: Why are you wearing armor? A: 3 politicians walk into a bar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: 3 politicians walk into a bar... Q. So, what's the response right now at the Republican convention to the thousands of people protesting in the streets? A. Yeah, that's another thing. This so-called "cheque" you gave me is nothing but a cocktail napkin with a smiley face drawn on it in crayon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Yeah' date=' that's another thing. This so-called "cheque" you gave me is nothing but a cocktail napkin with a smiley face drawn on it in crayon.[/quote'] Q: I was honest that the cheque was in the mail, correct? A: A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet. Q. Okay, I'm willing to give all my florists the benefit of the doubt... so could you please explain to me why you named this bouquet you designed "Putrid Skunk Carcass"?!! A. You sure talk weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Okay, I'm willing to give all my florists the benefit of the doubt... so could you please explain to me why you named this bouquet you designed "Putrid Skunk Carcass"?!! A. You sure talk weird. Q: Howdy y'all, Ah'm from the deep South. A: He's a 40th level Blaster with Invulnerability and Nuclear powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's a 40th level Blaster with Invulnerability and Nuclear powers. Q: They tell me you created a new superhero with the "Head of State" perk; is this true? A:The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: They tell me you created a new superhero with the "Head of State" perk; is this true? A:The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make. Q: Why is the press leaving their stake-out of Dan Quayle's house? A: If morning has broken, I'm not cleaning it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is the press leaving their stake-out of Dan Quayle's house? A: If morning has broken, I'm not cleaning it up. Q. So Dan Gantsby, mechanic and all round work genius, you have successfully replaced the propellors on a Nuclear submarine 50 feet underwater, abseiling down the hoover dam and fixed a leak there, made running repairs to the space shuttle and plugged a hole in the deficit. Is there amything you cannot do ? A. The Ninja wore Pink Pyjamas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So Dan Gantsby, mechanic and all round work genius, you have successfully replaced the propellors on a Nuclear submarine 50 feet underwater, abseiling down the hoover dam and fixed a leak there, made running repairs to the space shuttle and plugged a hole in the deficit. Is there amything you cannot do ? A. The Ninja wore Pink Pyjamas Q: How did you know you were being attacke dby Ninjas? A: I've gotta go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you know you were being attacke dby Ninjas? A: I've gotta go. Q. If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me. Oh woo ooh baby I say please don't go. I'll give you a million bucks if you stay, pretty please ? A. Just another day slathered in fish guts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Just another day slathered in fish guts Q: What finally got Mightybec to change his animal fetish from fish to sheep? A: Let's call the whole thing off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What finally got Mightybec to change his animal fetish from fish to sheep? A: Let's call the whole thing off Q. So by voting I would just end up with the same policies by the same bureaucracies but maybe with a differnt figurehead ? A. Curse you and your infernal cold tapioca, Klytus ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Curse you and your infernal cold tapioca' date=' Klytus![/quote'] Q: What did Death Tribble say when he discovered somebody had tampered with his swimming pool? A: Liquid stones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Death Tribble say when he discovered somebody had tampered with his swimming pool? A: Liquid stones Q. What do you get when you chuck Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Bill Wyman and Charley Watts in a blender ? A. I see a little silhouette of a man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I see a little silhouette of a man Q: Do you see a silhouette of a little man? A: There will come a day when youth will pass away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you see a silhouette of a little man? A: There will come a day when youth will pass away Q: What does Nostradomus say about the High schoolshootings? A: A Feeble Weeble death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A Feeble Weeble Q. I... see. So, you push it, it wobbles, then it falls over... And the name of this "brilliant new toy" is...? A. I'm not acting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I'm not acting. Q: So, Mr. Cruise, what are you doing in your new movie? A: Run! It's Mightybec and Rage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Run! It's Mightybec and Rage! Q. So, in an effort to make the NGD seem a more friendly place, I'm putting together an e-petition to ban bestiality jokes and make the use of emoticons mandatory. Want to sign? A. Slay it again, Pam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, in an effort to make the NGD seem a more friendly place, I'm putting together an e-petition to ban bestiality jokes and make the use of emoticons mandatory. Want to sign? A. Slay it again, Pam. Q: Hi, I'm the new slayer, Pam. Do you need help with these zombies? A: Nuke 'em till everybody glows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hi, I'm the new slayer, Pam. Do you need help with these zombies? A: Nuke 'em till everybody glows Q: I heard Ben was getting fed up with flamefests, what's he going to do? A: Hey, why is Tim running sideways? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I heard Ben was getting fed up with flamefests, what's he going to do? A: Hey, why is Tim running sideways? Q: Ben has started crossing NGD posters with various animals. Want to see some of the results? A: I want some flesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hey' date=' why is Tim running sideways?[/quote'] Q. ...so that's the pilot episode of NGD League of Champions: The Animated Series!! I did the whole thing myself, using nothing but cut paper and crayons!! It took me three years!!! So, what do you think? A. Now he tells me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 6, 2004 Report Share Posted September 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Now he tells me... Q. Hey, Tim already Questioned that last Answer... A: I want some flesh. Q. So, your wife's a vegetarian, which basically makes you a vegetarian, too, huh? How's that working out for you? A. That trick never works!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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