Amused Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Damn, where did all these crabs come from? A: Just to annoy you. Q: Why do you insist on telling me about the potted plant infestation? A: Rednecks at the beach , of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rednecks at the beach ' date=' of course![/quote'] Q: What is California's simultaneous plan to reduce overcrowding while combating the surfer/shark problem? A: Alligator tossing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Alligator tossing. Q: What is Florida's plan to reduce overcrowding while simultaneously combatting the surfer/shark problem? A. Any tighter and it's gonna pop right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Any tighter and it's gonna pop right off. Q: Why are you for super-snug bikinis anyway? A: You're making a mountain out of a mole hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're making a mountain out of a mole hill. Q. Okay, boss, I activated the Colosso-Ray and I aimed it where you said... uh, why did I do that, again? A. Pilates of the Caribbean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Pilates of the Caribbean Q: How does Johnny Depp keep in shape when on vacation? A: Three Musketeers. White Heat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Okay, boss, I activated the Colosso-Ray and I aimed it where you said... uh, why did I do that, again? A. Pilates of the Caribbean Q) What was the new exercise sensation Johnny Depp was hawking? A) The Plied Pipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Three Musketeers. Q. So, given that (XY/2)x3= n Musketeers, if X=2 and Y=1, n = what? A) The Plied Pipper Q. So, Johnny, your calling is to spread these Appleseeds throughout the land, so you will one day be remembered as -what was it again? A. Oh, go look it up yourself, I'm not explaining it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John T Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Oh' date=' go look it up yourself, I'm not explaining it!![/quote'] Q: Mommy, where do politicians come from? A: No, the bloody footprints on the bathroom floor are MINE!" John T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' the bloody footprints on the bathroom floor are MINE!"[/quote'] Q: There are only two blood types at the murder scene. One is the victim, the other belongs to the criminal. Mr. 'Amnesia,' do you think these bloody footprints belong to your neighbor? A: Wonder Brahma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: There are only two blood types at the murder scene. One is the victim, the other belongs to the criminal. Mr. 'Amnesia,' do you think these bloody footprints belong to your neighbor? A: Wonder Brahma. Q: What anthropomorphic Superbovine is the Hero of all India? A: They want to fight to the death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: They want to fight to the death. Q: What's it like at CBS? A: One if by medium, two if by media. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's it like at CBS? A: One if by medium, two if by media. Q) So you want me to fling a sack ful of poop at the door of every american? On election day? How much am I supposed to fling once I find out who won? A) An apple, two bananas, and all the molasass you can carry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) An apple' date=' two bananas, and all the molasass you can carry.[/quote'] Q: How do you pacify Dr. Silverback when he's in a mood? A: I'm your Venus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you pacify Dr. Silverback when he's in a mood? A: I'm your Venus! Q) Dude! What did you do to your arms?!? A) Another whackjob by Dingleman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Another whackjob by Dingleman! Q: Do I want to know what that stuff on the tv is? A: Heinz-57 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do I want to know what that stuff on the tv is? A: Heinz-57 Q: So people did write in votes for T.H. Kerry? How many she get? A: An onion a day, keeps everyone away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: An onion a day' date=' keeps everyone away![/quote'] Q: Tim, I don't like apples; how can I keep people away? A: Send in the Mightybec! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Send in the Mightybec! Q: What was said to the prisoners being "interrogated" at Abu Ghraib Prison as a last resort to make them crack? Q: The Atomic Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim_McCoy Posted September 12, 2004 Report Share Posted September 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The Atomic Idiot Q: What's your new character's name again... the one with the 3 INT and the Radiation EC? A: It can't be any worse than Mecha-Streisand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 12, 2004 Report Share Posted September 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's your new character's name again... the one with the 3 INT and the Radiation EC? A: It can't be any worse than Mecha-Streisand. Q: Washington is being attacked by a mindless, liberal, killing machine! A: I was attacked by a tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 12, 2004 Report Share Posted September 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Washington is being attacked by a mindless, liberal, killing machine! A: I was attacked by a tree. Q) Gee, Dad, what happened to your car? A) Exaclty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 12, 2004 Report Share Posted September 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Gee, Dad, what happened to your car? A) Exaclty. Q: Let's see if I have this straight. You woke up dead, but went to work anyway, Got into 3 wrecks on the way to work, Found out the building had burned down when you got there, Was told to clean the entire mess up by yourself, And before the day was over, Got mugged during lunch hour, Had a wall fall on you, your car burst into flames on the way home so you suffered 3rd degree burns over your entire bady; AND YOU ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT A BROKEN FINGERNAIL? A: 20 women in spandex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 12, 2004 Report Share Posted September 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: 20 women in spandex Q. You smoke too much, you drink too much, and you have publicly declared -and I quote- "exercise was invented by the devil". Given all that, why on Earth would you sign up for an aerobics class?! A. If the right one don't getcha then the left one will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 12, 2004 Report Share Posted September 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. You smoke too much, you drink too much, and you have publicly declared -and I quote- "exercise was invented by the devil". Given all that, why on Earth would you sign up for an aerobics class?! A. If the right one don't getcha then the left one will. Q: You are a moderate and going into politics! Aren't you worried about the mudslinging? A: He's a short Giant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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