Cancer Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Keep grading exams, or slit my wrists? Decisions, decisions.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Air Conditioning Failure to keep cool no phones data is safe tho A server room haiku Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I need a haircut. It's raining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread The teeth are now clean-shaven and good to go for another six months. Thursday I will get a haircut and the outside surface of my head will be good for another six weeks. I'm not shaving my head, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Maybe I should teach my students to become three-man-slingshot terrorists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Before I sign off on this medical excused absence form, what exactly is a "skank attack"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread [and now it's time for a breakdown...] Never gonna get it, never gonna get it Never gonna get it, never gonna get it Never gonna get it, never gonna get it Never gonna get it (whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa) Never gonna get it, never gonna get it Never gonna get it, never gonna get it Never gonna get it, never gonna get it Never gonna get it, never get it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread There are not enough VOWELS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I'm eating pineapple, therefore I am healthy today no matter how many cookies I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I have the time. Finding the motivation is the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Calorimetry is glorified accounting. Nothing more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I was very good today. I did not taste a cupcake sample nor did I buy any more cupcakes. I have one left. The Boutique is fortunately an inconvenient half-hour away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 20, 2012 Report Share Posted May 20, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Chemical bonds and marriage: an analogy Synthesis = marriage Dissociation = divorce Single Displacement = one partner remarries after the divorce Double Displacement = wife-swapping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I am a morphine addict. I bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Tracking an airship is a lot of work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread If you had told me when my alarm clock went off at 0539 this morning that I would use the the phrase "exploding aardvarks" in TWO, not just one, posts, I would have rolled back over and tried really hard to go back to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Hmm. PTSD seems to be correlated with a small pregenual anterior cingulate cortex, both in terms of susceptibility and clinical diagnosis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Like an atheist trying to not perceive god. -- Shaun Neate about 5-10 mins ago via phone call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Memo: Defacing the lavatory walls with obscene limericks is NOT an approved observance of National Poetry Month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I don't know how to pronounce Livernoise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I'm not allowed to pet OddHat's back while Stripes is in the room. If I do she comes over and yells at me till I start petting her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Abraham Lincoln once said of George MacClellan, "Sending that man reinforcements is like shoveling flies across a room." I could say the same thing about trying to help certain students. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I am terribly tempted to skedaddle out of here right now, since I know I will be harassed by students later today. I even have an excuse: today's my son's birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Virginia, is there anything you wish to say? "Yeah...STUNT DOUBLE!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread My God, get over yourself you vacuous, self-absorbed, wanna-be-intellectual dip-tard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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