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Re: The Non Sequitor Thread

 

You can call someone a slime,

You can coconut the lime,

You can try to stall for time,

Hey, can you spare a dime?

You can defenestrate a mime,

You can lick off all the grime,

You can hope to make the climb,

And still grope for another rhyme ...

Patooie.

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Re: The Non Sequitor Thread

 

Meanwhile, back in Rivendell...

 

Elrond: I hear some adventurers are exploring the ruins of Barad Dur.

tkdguy: Hoom! That sounds like a hasty decision.

Elrond: I'm inclined to agree... Wait! Did you just say "Hoom"?

tkdguy: Oh! Sorry. I've been talking with Treebeard quite a bit recently.

Elrond: I wonder how you'd talk if you spent some time with Tom Bombadil.

tkdguy: I'd much rather spend time with Goldberry! :sneaky:

Elrond: I'll pretend I didn't hear that! :tsk:

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[PA system]

 

Your attention please, may I have your attention please.

 

Effective immediately, there is a revision to the company workplace dress policy.

 

Pants are not -- repeat, not -- optional.

 

If you have questions, yes, this damnwell does apply to you too.

 

That is all.

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