tkdguy Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 Napoleon was riding his unicorn across the Pont des Marchands one day when a troll came out and accosted him. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 Fracking Easter and Fracking Customers. Grumble-ROAR!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 Mendicant friar of the Trickster God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 Here's a thought: Can't we just : holidays without all the commericalism? Yes, I know I sound like an . But seriously, all that rushing and buying food and gifts several times a year causes so much , it can drive anyone to . You just want to someone or maybe even sit down and . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 Maybe I've gone and need professional . Perhaps getting a life would work for me. I'm at this point. But I'll for now before I make myself . Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 When life gives me lemonade, I make sno-cones! tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 I am coming to believe the concept of rubrics is to education what Zeno's paradox was to Greek mathematics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 HAH! Awright, you lazy-a$$ liberal arts types with a phobia of equals signs! Monkeys can do math! What's YOUR excuse!?! Pariah, BlueCloud2k2 and L. Marcus 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 Aha! The Sneeze Stealer rides again!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 Have you a qualm about the Psalm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 I would chimp-slap you but I'm all out of monkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 Broken mind, not broken spirit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Somehow the optimal combination of mania, turn of phrase, creativity, and raw snark comes when I am supposed to be grading exams. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Bacon & pesto pizza. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Painting your starship miniatures khaki. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 They are so young, they get embarrassed when I tell them to watch out for Rule 34 when they are making jokes about the magnetic bumpers on the carts in mechanics lab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Code 42 hasn't happened for at least a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 One might have hoped that a priest would admit that "best practices" in business -- any business -- are about making profit and cutting cost, not about doing what is compassionate, moral, or anything other than exploitative predation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2014 Report Share Posted May 2, 2014 Let's spend some idle time reading up on Linear A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Never before have I wanted to shank an emcee so much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 I hate birds. They're filthy little creatures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 4, 2014 Report Share Posted May 4, 2014 Cape Codders shouldn't be that hard to make OR remember... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Mass dandelion break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 Wilson's warbler! * Happily check-off the box in the bird book * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Special cameo appearance by Vlad the Impaler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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