Cancer Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Tomorrow night marks the thirty-first anniversary of the Great Fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Welcome to the internet - leave your brain and your maturity at the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 The son validates his worthiness by spending an hour in glorious combat against those treacherous, murderous blackberries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 "You and your TV dinners! I swear, everything you eat is cooked in a microwave." "Don't knock my food. It's fast, it's cheap, it's easy... which reminds me, how's your ex doing?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 Parasitic worms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 In principle I could go to bed early tonight. While that's an exceedingly attractive idea, things will happen to prevent it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Question 4 refuses to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 HURRRRRRRRRRGGGGGgggggghhhhhhhhh..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 I went to a magic shop, and my friend disappeared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 Ballistics plus momentum conservation! What could be more fun? Sorry, let me rephrase that: What, among the stuff they let you do in freshman mechanics, could be more fun? tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 22, 2014 Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 This is what I waited nearly 25 years to see?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 I'm tired of being the responsible one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Dangerous creatures walk on two feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 All around me I see men willingly want to embrace the screwfly solution... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 90,000 tons? And it has no armament?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Cheese that tastes of despair 29 per cent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Son, if you're asking questions that basic 18 hours before the assignment is due ... there is not a lot of hope I can offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 Just once, I want to have total strangers praise my talents on a regular basis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 In three days, I will be helpdesk. Gods help us all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 At a length of 2500 feet, one rpm gets you roughly a gee. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Weapon Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 If I've learned anything, it's that non sequiturs are not the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 The adventurers almost escaped the dire wolves, but the hobbit's cell phone rang. Burrito Boy, Cancer and BlueCloud2k2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 How can a t-shirt just disappear?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 9, 2014 Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 They break the law to bring you ... fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 9, 2014 Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 My body is staging the worst of protests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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