tkdguy Posted September 13, 2015 Report Share Posted September 13, 2015 "The things that come out of your mouth!" "You should see what goes in it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted September 13, 2015 Report Share Posted September 13, 2015 What's wrong with putting the cart before the horse? Why does the horse have to do all the work? Why doesn't the cart pull its own weight once in a while? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 13, 2015 Report Share Posted September 13, 2015 My wine picking skills are GOOD. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 14, 2015 Report Share Posted September 14, 2015 My in-laws got the house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 14, 2015 Report Share Posted September 14, 2015 Loading of storage bin ... done. Next up: clearing of kitchen and demolition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Ow. Owwww. Ow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Ugh! Too much good living! Paying the price for it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 Consecotaleophobia is the fear of chopsticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 *facepalm* Someone is seriously Mary Sue-ing a pig woman... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 Oh, that pair of 2-by-4's next to each other, that the architect told us to remove, actually was a load-supporting beam! Well, nothing fell down after took it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 My horoscope says numerology is dumb. Pariah and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 Brain stem! Brain stem! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 19, 2015 Report Share Posted September 19, 2015 ... orgiastic rite to summon the Whisperer in the Darkness ... Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 What is going on out there? Is it a vuvuzela orgy or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 There is an art to the creative insult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Don't you just hate being stuck in a hot, stuffy room with a bunch of folks who just ate beans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 I gotta work on my irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Time to get some shut-eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Washing dishes in the bathtub sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Yes, my sociopath stopped a robbery without the use of violence -- I'm just as shocked as you are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 What if Inspector Clouseau had become a Rock & Roll singer instead of a policeman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Goooooooooooooooooooooooooobersssssssssssssss!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 One bad player gone, one more to go...*crosses fingers* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 When in doubt, bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 What an eventful day. Watched the Pope say mass in Philadelphia, watched the lunar eclipse, and chased raccoons away from my backyard with a wooden broadsword. Narf the Mouse and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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