Cancer Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 "Because it's dull, you twit. It'll hurt more." Maybe I should make that my new tag line, said the lecturer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 I haven't had occasion to cackle with glee like this in quite some time. Pardon me while I indulge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 {OT: this post follows directly from the preceding.] "Let's see how much trouble this causes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Dan-Dan noodles are awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 I sij trönoma oppa gäLa! Nuw järe höst'n. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Dirichlet distribution ... another seven states. I can make it past thirty if I can work in Fourier transforms. Hmmmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 Best to kill the giant centipede before the husband who just had a bout of vertigo-induced nausea sees it... Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 Tough. Noogies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 She laughed at me as I showed the cat how to turn on the electric throw blanket. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 Pretty sure that slit in your leggings isn't an accidental tear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 Crap, the room doesn't have a document display camera? I have to do this from electronic format? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 There's nothing unusual in making a cheeseburger for a midnight snack. But when you gather the ingredients and say "I have a job for you," then you may have a problem. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 Slowly, but surely the kitchen is coming together... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 Any cookies left? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 Whaddaya mean, "no ice!"? Do I haveta drink this coffee hot?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 On a scale from 1 to vile, you're out there with the incestuous coprophages. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 We got the day off, tomorrow. Thanks, Matthew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 So....you're just fine with the disemboweling scene, including catching the bloody entrails in a basin, that's not too graphic for you at all, you like it. And then the murderer using the hair of one victim to bind another victim both disgusts and enrages you and is an unforgivably vile detail to include in the story. I'm not sure which I should consider more disturbing - what doesn't bother you, or your over the top reaction to what does bother you.... Lucius Alexander The palindromedary suggests I either avoid gory horror stories entirely, or at least avoid discussing them with people whose mental balance is in question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 He's the fightingest sailor in the fightingest ship in the fightingest fleet in the fightingest navy in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Stupid leaky roof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 Cabinets or WoW...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 Do podiatrists look at ankles too or just feet only? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Seen: Posters showing opposition to a local measure up for a vote next month: "No on R" I guess they don't like pirates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 As a first approximation, all gambling establishments are rigged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 136 lines ganked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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