Cassandra Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 Adjusting to my new life as an atheist. Adjusting to my new afterlife as an atheist. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted November 16, 2016 Report Share Posted November 16, 2016 Spring with the information or we'll play Donna Summer all Winter until you Fall. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted November 23, 2016 Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 So apparently I'm gonna be on (local) TV tonight... tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2016 How the hell do you have a job?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 I have the Reverse Midas Touch. Everything turns to crap. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Everett is a parking lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Sparky Sparky Tight pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 "SNOWFLAKE! AIIIEEEEE!" -- Seattle drivers this morning Logan D. Hurricanes and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 I literally noticed only this morning that if you take the 'c' out of 'faculty', you get 'faulty'. No wonder I have this urge to give everything I see a C. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Think about it, all the photos of Spider-Man used by the Daily Bugle are selfies. Peter Parker's profession is freelance selfie photographer. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 ... a scum of ice on the reflecting pool next to the chapel ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 "The book says you can't do this, you know." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Cancer can go straight to Hell. (Not you, Professor.) Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 I'm officially a professional actor. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 QUIT FARTING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Homemade spiced nuts! Easy to make, easier to NOM~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 I'm just saying...if she survives past the end of 2016, Betty White is officially a Highlander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 Blast was also a problem elsewhere; D.K. Brown tells of a test firing that was suspended when DNC observer H.S. Pengelly, who was beneath the foredeck, reported a bright red flash after firing all guns in "A" turret. This was later discovered to be caused by concussion of the observers' eyeballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 All I need to know is where the damn bison ended up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 You're worried about this rage destroying me. I need to say "At least I died fighting..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 Peanut butter is my dressing gown's nemesis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 Having a comma in your password may cause you grief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 Once again, I go looking for the "Reply with nuclear weapons" button on the email client. Once I find it, I'll gang it into a rule where it fires when any part of the message body or header includes the string "lenovo". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Adding bowstings to your archer miniatures just isn't worth the trouble. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Yes, everything from Gregorian chant to goth metal. No disco, though. My tastes aren't that indiscriminate eclectic. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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