Pariah Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 I'm ready for the molten uranium now. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 With or without the silicate atmosphere? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 Chicken-fried snake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 13, 2021 Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 If this comes through the way I think it can now, it will qualify as Insanely Great. With capitals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 14, 2021 Report Share Posted January 14, 2021 <font=Gangsign Spraycan> DOGS DROOL WARTHOGS RULE </font> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 Quote Tim! Tim! Benzedrine! Hash! Boo! Valvoline! Clean! Clean! Clean for Gene! First, second, neutral, park,Hie thee hence, you leafy narc! -- Bored of the Rings (I have been known to chant "First! Second! Neutral! Park!" after a home run in a baseball game.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 My LOTRO character likes to sell the weapons he crafts. He is now an arms dealer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 Your reaction when you do a Google search, and a thread you started appears on page 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 Remember, if you are not using cgs units, the density of water is not 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 Plumber's poker: Conventional draw poker, except that a flush beats a full house. Pariah and tkdguy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 ...and a chicken in a ba-na-na tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 Please turn on the lights in this darkness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 How do you pronounce "catoblepas"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 OT: Incorrectly. In RPG's, it is well established that one person's mooks are another entity's ablative armor. In certain genres, they may also be ablative paramours, which is probably a more unsettling concept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 Just now, Cancer said: OT: Incorrectly. OT: QFT. In real life, who would be more likely to win a fight, a buccaneer or a chief? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 <"Pigs in Space" style declamation> Tough Noogies.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 28, 2021 Report Share Posted January 28, 2021 Is everyone having fun on fire yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 "Clobmi" is "Imbolc" spelled backwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 ...but we decide which is right, and which is an illusion. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 Silly idea: Place Hommlet in the Shire and turn all the NPCs into Hobbits. Why? Because Hommlet sounds like omelette, and Hobbits like to eat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 Two ill reef puttees legless pease Leschi sloshed prickled banyans in a Sesame Street bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 The primary colors of lightsabers are red, green, and blue. The primary colors of pigment sabers are cyan, magenta, and yellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 "I am terribly thirsty. Could I get a glass of water?" "Of course, sir! Scotch or Irish?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 2, 2021 Report Share Posted February 2, 2021 Today's inexplicable waste of time: Finding words which, when spelled backwards and then rot13'ed, yield themselves. EDIT: If "banano" was a word, it would fulfill the described condition. EDIT^2: "clkpyx" fails in an interesting way, in addition to it not being an actual word. EDIT^3: The proper name "Livy" works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 5, 2021 Report Share Posted February 5, 2021 "electric potential" <==> "Operatic Intellect" <==> "Polecat Centiliter" <==> "Icecap Lentil Otter" <==> "Rotten Elliptic Ace" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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