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Bran cheats. He's a Pict in a Robert E. Howard book.......the only thing comparable to that is the Anime super Esper that has that 1000 point Cosmic Power Pool, one Non recoverable Charge with Duration (long enough to win fight, Charge is Girlfriend, trigger only upon death of Girlfriend)......

 

Steve's a Real hero, heh.

 

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True, but I didn't include Esau on the initial list because the Building can only contain so much Awesome.

 

~Rex

 

Like it hasn't already exploded from the combined might of Conan, Kull, Bran Mak Morn, and Solomon Kane.

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True' date=' but I didn't include Esau on the initial list because the Building can only contain so much Awesome.[/quote']

 

A similar phenomenon happens to Conan's loin cloth when he visits Zamora.

 

["What happens in Zamora, stays in Zamora..." ~Nemedian Chronicles]

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Hmmmm.....who would make the Cut though for the Robert E. Howard League of Extraordinary Gentlemen .......To follow the format, you need 6 members, and one must be a chick, and then, there should be Sneak, Brute, Shooter, Stabber, and often an Immortal as well.......

 

To narrow the REH family down to a solid 6 though.....bears thought.

 

~Rex

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The Chick should either be Valeria or Dark Agnes. The Shooter is El Borak, the sneak is Bran Mak Morn, the Brute is Kull, the Stabber is Conan, the Immortal is... is... Solomon Kane?

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I'm going with.....

 

Kirby O'Donnell

Sailor Steve Costigan

El Borak

The Sonora Kid

Dark Agnes de Chastillon

Professor Michael Kirowan

 

There's the six......The other guys are more prone to solo-ing......

 

~Rex

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For the record Conan has brained more than one foe with a beef joint in one shot. Lets face facts, Conan was designed to be the archietype of the Epic Hero. He will win any one on one figthts in the bar. Now given the level of the other characters, if they gang up on him, and if Conan was drunk before the fight, then there is a good chance he be out. Other than that, He will be the last one standing.

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And Conan has been caught more than once with his pants down (figuratively and literally) and stuporous after heavy drinking and carousing. If this crew has had time to get liquored up before the fight breaks out, it will definitely favor anyone sober, most likely just the Puritan. ;)

 

Oh, speaking of Kane: if we're assembling a League, you might want to consider Solomon's shamanic patron from his African adventures, N'longa. It helps to have a magician around. Or perhaps Conan's wizardly ally-by-necessity, Pelleas.

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And Conan has been caught more than once with his pants down (figuratively and literally) and stuporous after heavy drinking and carousing.

 

True, and he still took out hoards of normals! In fact, after reading a bunch of his stories, the "oh he is drunk" seems like writers fiat to get him captured. Cause he never would when sober!

 

As for the immortal for the league, since Bran Mak Morn could call upon Kull, that could be an anlge to use.

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