austenandrews Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 Life is better when you don't have a needle broken off in your foot. -AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 Nothing is quite like homemade beef stew on a cold, damp night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 Jesus, can my nose get any more raw than it is now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybertooth Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 You know, crows are really smart birds. I coulda' swore I saw one in the parking lot of the local Taco Bell trying to pick the door lock of a car with a paper clip. I wouldn't be surprised if he was trying to steal that car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybertooth Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 Smoking really sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybertooth Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 It's been a little over 10 months since my wife passed away. I'm embarrassed to say, but I am starting to have these urges to have sex. The thing is I don't want any sort of emotional attachment to go along with it. Only sex. I've never felt this way before. I wonder if Virginia would mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybertooth Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 I wonder if all those who feel that it's okay, titilating (no pun intended), or exciting that Janet Jackson exposed (with some help) a boob during the Superbowl, would feel the same way if Janet Jackson had instead reached over and pulled Justin Timberlake's pants down, thus exposing his penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterdeath Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 I got my first Cell Phone last night. AT&T had a nice family plan, and after having to push my wife's car 1/2 a mile Saturday, then wait for a convenient passerby with a phone, and the tech's not being able to find anything wrong, we decided it was time. I sit here staring at it like it's some sort of manifestation of ultimate evil. How silly is that? D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterdeath Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 Rhetorical Question... When does it become your problem, and not someone else's? If everyone heard you say something one way, and you didn't mean it that way, when is it your fault for not communicating your ideas clearly, and not their's for misinterpreting? How much responsibility for communication does each party bear? Just some things I've been pondering. D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterdeath Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 Alison really needs to get herself a new computer. The *SNAP* sound that happens when she gets shocked plugging her headphones into the speakers is beginning to get really irritating. The little scream doesn't help, either. D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterdeath Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 That was a very interesting tactic for the commercial to take. It's a commercial for a Tires/Rims/Radios/Tints place. "If we don't have it in stock, you don't need it." That's an actual quote from the commercial. WTF. But what if I WANT it. I don't NEED any of it. D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterdeath Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 Somedays, I think I'm the only person in the world who likes Gordon Lightfoot. D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 I could really use a nap right about now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 The worst part about going to a really ritzy restaurant for lunch in a State Capital is having to elbow your way through the lobbyists and legislators to get to your table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrakazog Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 The worst part about going to a really ritzy restaurant for lunch in a State Capital is having to tolerate the nobodies elbowing their way through my friends and me to get to their table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Rob Reiner could discover the cure for Alzheimers, AIDS, and Cancer all in the same morning, and he'd still be refered to as Meathead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 NO! Why did the boobie thread have to close!? Why, why, why...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 5, 2004 Report Share Posted February 5, 2004 Certification tests are annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Needle In My Foot, Day 5: Went to the podiatrist to have the thing removed. Podiatrist said I'll need anesthesia at the hospital -- next Wednesday. Miscellaneous paperwork means I haven't much chance of getting it out sooner. Am contemplating the X-Acto knife in my desk. -AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Woah. Some people just don't learn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Why is it that a German accent sounds menacing, but an Indian accent sounds humerous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 I discovered the hard way today that it is perfectly possible to get heat exhaustion in an air-conditioned building kept at a constant 72 degrees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Underworld Have you seen "Underworld"? It just hit theatres in my country. Is it any good? Is it worth seven of my hard-earned euros? Somehow, I have a bad feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterdeath Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 I'm following an old Ford Escort Station wagon into work. It's been rear-ended by something that overrode the bumper, caving in the tailgate and busting out the back window. In the center of said tailgate was a bumper sticker. It said.... Bush is a punk ass chump I had three thoughts. 1) Worldmaker? 2) Did someone rear end it deliberately, in an attempt to show their displeasure? 3) Damn, it must suck to have an open window when it's raining cats and dogs. D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterdeath Posted February 6, 2004 Report Share Posted February 6, 2004 Do you know how much it sucks having a nose bleed while driving? If you don't, it sucks pretty bad. D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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