Starlord

It is my understanding that Sheldon suffers from Asperger's Syndrome, OCD, and also may have synesthesia.

True story. My oldest came home one day from high school about 13 years ago and he was visibly upset. I pestered him until he finally revealed the problem, he said "A bunch of the guys think I'm weird." (That revelation was also accompanied by some nasty names). I replied with some advice about not letting others bother you and do your own thing and I finished up with this - Jon, EVERYONE is weird. There is no normal. Weird IS normal. Trust me, EVERYONE, even the most normal acting person there is, probably has a couple Jerry Springer episodes going on in their life at certain times. Feel free to be weird.

Big Ten is 5-0

What the Belk are you guys talking about? And what is so impressive about Sam Darnold? He has more turnovers than anyone in college football this year.

Judo chop and nerve pinch trump everything

Uhhhmm, ok.

Blah, blah, blah, Kirk and Spock kick everyone's whiney, fatalistic quitter jedi ass....

Aren't cryogens the 'cold everything' treatment?

Don't we need a pyromaniac thread for that?

FFFOOOOOOUUUUURRRRRRR!!!!!!!

What's bizarre about military porn?

I liked it. I would enjoy learning about this world. Centaurs, dwarves, elves, orcs, humans, dragons, faeries in modern day setting that felt lived in.

Yeah. Again, waited my whole life for these movies; I'm amazed that most of them are, at least, well made, good pictures and I still don't get this 'fatigue' thing. IF you actually like pizza, why would you get tired of eating it only once every three months?

How do we know that's not an evil Reed Richards clone-zombie-robot Hulk?

Great, more math. No more mathing. Mathing is bad!

What about disliking it because Will Smith plays Will Smith, instead of Will Smith playing a new character in a movie?

As opposed to the butter knife, which is always in the "practical but absolutely uncool" category of formal cutlery.

What exactly are you preposing?

*Cue theme from Jaws*

Todd Gurley is good at football.

I always do.

Does anyone else feel like the pronoun and proverb people should just try to get along?

Rookie contract signing.

Ultimately, what Houston does will not matter. If Chris Paul is actually healthy for the entire playoffs, I'll eat my shorts.

How the hell was I supposed to know there are no fresh water octopuses? Or that they squirt ink?