Shadow Hawk

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Since Red is the lowest possible security clearance, and blue is one of the highest, I would assume that he asked for it. Since levels of security clearance are trained into all clones from infancy, it is clear that you must be a commiemutanttraitor. Being a commiemutanttraitor is punishible by execution. Please report to the nearest execution center immediately. Remember, failing to report for execution is treason, and punishible by execution!

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does it mean when the coffee's boiling over? A: Haploid.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I distinctly remember that the launcher didn't have enough range to get you beyond the blast radius of the nuke... This was long ago, but Paranoia with me as GM... They've just been issued thier medical bot, in a turned off state. They turn on the bot... Bot: What is the nature of your medical problem? PC: There is no medical problem. Bot: shuts itself down. After running through the sequence three times... Bot: What is the nature of your medical problem? PC: I have a corn on my toe. Bot: activates medical chainsaw.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did we kill him? A: Won it in a raffle.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Sounds like a game of Paranoia I once ran... Supply Officer: You will be issued one rocket launcher, with a selection of ammunition. Ammunition includes solid shot, paint marker, anti-personel, armor piercing, incendiary, and nuclear. As you can see, they are color coded for your convenience. PC Troubleshooter: Friend Supply Officer, what is the color code? Supply Officer: What is your security clearance, Troubleshooter? PC: Red, Friend! SO: I'm sorry, that information is unavailable at that security clearance!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why'd you kill everyone at the library? A: Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Oh, and for the record: GG, after shooting the (no resistant defenses) thug for 15 body spent his next action using his 8 or less Paramedic skill to stop the bleeding... and rolled a 3, suceeding brilliantly and impressing everyone, especially the Martial Artist medical doctor with healing powers.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From a much earlier game group: Titan, the team brick had "Unusual Looks: 8' tall" from his two levels of growth (always on) AND "Secret ID". I asked him "What, do you hunch down a lot? How many 8' tall men who look like they could start for the Raiders are there?"

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The Los Angeles Police Dragons were from a earlier campaign of "Teen Champions", where they started out as basically a street gang, fighting gangs sponsered by Viper and D.E.M.O.N.... they would evolve into a real superteam, and join the LAPD to avoid being drafted by the registration act.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... From Saturday's session. New heroes, players new to the system... GG OOC: How was I to know that a ranged killing attack could kill someone? After hearing that D.E.M.O.N. and Viper are sponsoring drug gangs in San Diego... GM reads list of San Diego Gangs: El Serpiente Verde. Helldogs. El Serpiente Real. Devil Cats. War Dragon: I'm sensing a pattern. The brick meets the martial artist... War Dragon: I'm War Dragon. What did you say your name was? Dragon Slayer: Errr... (Part of the backround I've handed out was the Superteam in Los Angeles, The Dragons. War Dragon, after the first mission, told the Press that they were "The Dragons of Justice". The press is going to link them with the Los Angeles Police Dragons, official superteam of L.A.P.D. Ouchie.)

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Indeed, keeping a secret ID in comics is often extremely easy. The TV show "Lois and Clark" hung a lampshade from it, with a time traveling villian mocking Lois Lane... Villian: World's greatest reporter? Hah! Dons glasses "I'm Clark Kent" removes glasses "I'm Superman!" puts glasses on "I'm Clark Kent" takes glasses off "I'm Superman!" tosses glasses to Lois You worked next to him for years and didn't realize it until he told you!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you have any money I could borrow? A: Of course I'll marry you!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: But what else is a spleen good for? A: Mediterranian Fruit Fly

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are the pancakes doing stuck on the wall? A: Excessive use of force.

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Re: Who Watches The Foxbat? Frederick Foswell III.

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... DnD campaign: my character is a Rogue, child of the town locksmith, and pretending to be a Bard. The name is Harrah Lochdotter (Harrah Lock's Daughter, using Scandanavian style naming). For some reason, everyone thought I was playing a *boy*. My character had left town several years earlier to avoid a arranged marraige and had just returned. Everyone knew the backstory, and so... Dran: (OOC) I go to the town Locksmith and ask about his son GM as Locksmith: "I have no son." Dran: "I know that you are estranged, but he is still your son." GM: "But I have no son." Dran: "Even though he disobeyed you, he is still your son." GM: "What are you talking about. I have no son, I have never had a son." Dran: "But Harrah, he is your son, you cannot deny..." GM: "Did Harrah become a boy while she was away?" Dran: Group: Me and GM:

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A physic? One of the heroes is a medicine for curing constipation?

Re: Challange rating and balanced encounters Unlike DnD, Champions is mostly non-lethal. Killing a PC is usually hard to do unless you build the villians to be pure killing machines. If you underestimate them and have a cakewalk, let them... you'll know better next time. If you overestimate them, let them be defeated or fail... while giving them a chance to succeed next time.

Re: KA.'s Idea Thread I'd heard it termed as "Life and a day", where you cannot be granted parole until you serve that day, and you can't start that day until you've died. But the stuff you have is good... I might use it.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Harry doesn't have a costume (or a Hero ID, or a secret ID...). He's wearing the fedora and raincoat that's the uniform of private detectives everywhere.