Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
I have a habit of recording things that make me laugh so that I can laugh later on and remember what happened. I figured I'd share my favorites with you.
During a D&D Game: "I may do tons of damage with my rapier of... well... probably mediocrity." - Me
"Why couldn't I ride him?" - Mel
Pat: "I could swim up the ass."
Gennaro: Pfft. Do you need swimmies for that?"
"Luckily, my sense motive is the same as my bluff. I always know when I'm lying." - Pat
"Dark knowledge! Better than regular knowledge!" - sung triumphantly by Pat
"They always talk about my drinking, but they never talk about my thirst!" - Pat
During a V:tM Game: "I fell down a flight of cliffs." - Me
"I punch the infomercial guy in the throat. I HATE INFORMERCIALS!" - AJ
"Who's up for some car jousting?" - AJ
"That's why you don't give junkie grenades." - AJ
"If I wanted any lip from you I'd peel it off my zipper." - Me
During AFMBE (All Flesh Must Be Eaten): "The legs don't appear to be breathing." - Tim
"I'm sorry, you don't have fire insurance. You have St. Elmo's fire insurance." - Gennaro
Me: "I think I'll donate that to Loaves and Fishes."
Melanie: "In my mind, I heard you say 'hoes and bitches'."
During Serenity: "HAND ME MY SWORD!" - Tim (his character, Carl, had it attached to his hip at the time)
"Dead sister sex HAS to be better than dead captain sex!" - Jay
During drunken Munchkin: "I'm gonna knock on the doorbell." - Jamie
And since this is in the Champions folder:
Melanie: "I don't think Batman had a weakness that was glaringly obvious like Superman."
Me: "Uh... He was pretty bad at taking bullets."