Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
During D&D 3.5
Cast
Nyla - HumanSorceror/Rogue
Redd - Half Orc Barbarian/Fighter
Krusk - Half Orc Fighter
Tuka - Goblin Pscionisist (sorry 'bout spelling) <- picture this one with a Creole accent
Juri - Human(ish) Warlock
We are traveling in a hell dimension and come across a room of concubines. We enter and the guards start attacking.
"I'm gonna throw one of the concubines at a guard."
"What's the range increment on a bitch?"
- Redd and Tuka
Well, if dis don work I'm gonna kill him with mah brain.
- Tuka
OOC Melanie: "With these stupid caster level checks, I am never going to get to cast this spell."
OOC Me: "Is that your Care Bear Stare?"
OOC Melanie: "Uh, it's called 'Rainbow Blast'.... and yes."