MilkmanDan

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "There has to be some way to get Hannah Montana to stop recording albums."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The period from January 20, 2001, to January 20, 2009.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wake Gillian up, and get busy.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Grond! The local radio station is having a contest! First person to hit Ann Coulter on the head with an Abrams tank gets free ice cream!"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She replaces all two-button mice with live mice. NT: Creative ways to clear an office building full of live mice.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Just to continue a theme, Ann Coulter. I mean, eeeeeeeeeew. Whatever can cover their child support payments.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Winged pig ninjas who fight crime while touring as the world's most successful rock band.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cream pie in the face. Well, cream pie filled with now-worthless Euro coins. NT: Things to do with now-worthless currencies.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm telling you! The Amiga is the next big thing!"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Luke Skywalker. Can you imagine the legal wrangling necessary to get those two franchises together? NT: Ways to show we're glad NGD is back to normal now that the April Fool's "joke" is over.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat April Fool's Day website jokes that go on longer than five minutes.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I understand this IS Bolton." "Yes?" "You told me it was Ipswitch!" "It was a pun." "A PUN?!?"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Call the Guinness Book of World Records, it's time to try to set a new record for World's Largest Anarchist Mooning. NT: Foxbat has assembled a giant herd of trained penguins. What does he do with them?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That cat vomit isn't going to clean itself up. NT: Things I could find in my cat's vomit that would prove it is really a superhero.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wreak a massive swath of destruction across the globe until his bloodlust is satisfied. That, or just post about it on the Hero boards. Either works.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Gus, listen, I know you like to party, but stop trying to light your farts on fire in the pure oxygen environment of the command module."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Bea Arthur punched me. NT: Other things you're scared Bea Arthur might do to you.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I . . . I've been trying to describe it for three days now, and I just can't find the words. The horror! I swear, I had no idea the kind of things you could do with a stack of paperback Dickens novels and a cheese grater.

Re: Surprisingly Effective Builds? My most recent character in a Champions campaign was significantly more effective than expected. STR 30, relatively high DEX stretching-based mini-brick. Started with a multipower of stretching tricks, eventually moved to a VPP. He was fast, hard to hit, and the ability to change STR to one hex AOE meant he could do grabs and throws at will. Also had 25% DR. Was a lot of fun, and really effective in combat.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cleavage Window Soda . . . by Power Girl! NT: Engage in wild speculation as to why Crosshair Collie was once kicked out of a local Burger King.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Perhaps giving the dachshund cybernetic implants to stretch a hundred feet was a bad idea." "No, I'd say the bad idea was not realizing dachshund intestines don't stretch a hundred feet. Now go get the mop."

Re: Foods for those that just don't care anymore

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Fifi the Circus Poodle! Go, Fifi! Yes, clap for Fifi! Everyone loves Fifi!! NT: How will Fifi the Circus Poodle come to her tragic end?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Question. If a paranoid, intelligent, obsessive guy shops there, you know they absolutely and utterly have to have the best prices in town.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Put the CEOs of Enron, AIG, and General Motors in charge of the invasion. Ha! I can't rep Bolo at the moment, but I can sure as heck steal his idea.