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They did that to mess up those of us who actually can read upside down.  

The following image isn't quite fair, but...

The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction?
 
Is that where we're going?
 
I mean, I _agree_, but still, I think Newton was the ultimate T-totaler: if it was remotely enjoyable, he was against it.
 
 
 

I don't think anyone here can relate to this, though... 

Cleveland
CES

Technically, I'm from Massachusetts.  I only live in Ohio under protest.

*is under 50*
*knows*

How many people under 50 will have any idea what you're talking about if you say, "Missed it by *that* much!"?
 
How about, "Oh, one more thing...."?

Heathen!!

Heathen!!

Thbbbbpppptttt...
 
 

The Professor!

 
(Everyone on the forums: WRONG PROFESSOR, CYGNIA!)

Dallas needed to remind people why they need to dislike them more than the Patriots.

It came as a genuine surprise to me that my distaste for the Chiefs winning was overpowered by my delight in seeing Pittsburgh getting drilled.  I had not realized my distaste for them was that strong.

Tequila may not fix your life, but it's worth a shot.

What kind of sick S.O.B. does like being woken up early in the morning.   And the ones who are happy and peppy before coffee need to be shot.

I didn't know there was a term for people like me.

A woman asked her husband one day, "Can you do something about the kitchen faucet? It's been dripping for a few days."
 
He replied, "Do I look like a plumber?"
 
A couple of days later she asked him, "The check engine light is on in my car. Can you help me figure it out?"
 
He replied, "Do I look like a mechanic?" 
 
So a few days later she told him, "You don't need to worry about the car or the faucet. I got the new neighbor to take care of them."
 
He replied, "Good, how much did he charge you for it?"
 
"Well, he told me I could either bake him a cake or sleep with him."
 
"So what kind of cake did you make for him?"
 
She replied, "Do I look like a baker?"