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Re: Jokes A bricklayer was hired to build a wall and wass given 100 bricks. He wass supposed to use all of them. He sketched out a design, but it only needed 99 bricks. He sketched another design, and again, it only needed 99 bricks. Try as he might, all the designs only required 99 bricks. He sat down and thought about it. Eventually, he made a decision. He went back to his original design and used 99 bricks. What did he do with the last brick? There were two passengers on a plane: a woman with a poodle, and a man smoking a cigar. The woman didn't like the smell of the cigar, so she asked the man to throw it overboard. The man replied he'd throw the cigar overboard if the woman threw her poodle overboard too. "I won't do that," protested the woman. "I love my poodle!" "And I love my cigar," said the man, and he kept on smoking. Eventually, the smell drove the woman crazy, and she agreed to the man's terms. The cigar and the poodle were thrown out of the plane. The plane landed. The poodle, who miracuously survived, ran towards the woman. Guess what it was carrying in its mouth?

Re: Musings on Random Musings

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine Cool!

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine True. I don't think you can make a paunchy character with this program.

Re: The cranky thread I'm sorry to hear that. I hope things get better for you soon.

Re: Genre-crossover nightmares The Sopranos of Cold Comfort Farm

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine Futurama's Zapp Brannigan

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine Here are a couple of pictures I just drew. The first one is The Firebrand, a Golden Age hero. Here's a post that links to a comic strip about him. The second is a generic assassin you can use for different genres. He can come up against the Firebrand as well. I had to add a colorful background to contrast with the assassin's gray clothing.

Re: Non Powered Superhero Campaign There is at least one movie from Mexico that has a masked wrestler as the hero. The one I saw had him fighting a bunch of female vampires.

Re: Non Powered Superhero Campaign Here's an old comic strip I found. Nyrath posted a site about alien illustrations in the Star Hero forum. I followed one of the links and found this one. Edit: This would also work as a Pulp Hero campaign, since it has Nazis as villains.

Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Richard III of Green Gables

Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Animal House on Haunted Hill

Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread It has been a long time since I last posted on this thread. But I've got reason to feel good now. I've missed my Taekwondo and Krav Maga practice. I'm going back to my workouts starting next week, and that's a great feeling.

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine Can you hear me now? Good!

Re: Jokes So I try out this new restaurant during lunch break, and I can't decide what to order. The waiter is waiting patiently. Since there was someone else nearby who was ordering food, I decided I'd get what he got. He said, "I'll have a cheeseburger." So I said, "I'll have a cheeseburger." He said, "I also want a diet Coke." So I said, "I also want a diet Coke." Then he took out a pack of cigarettes and said, "Get me an ashtray, please." So I took out a pack of cigarettes and said, "Get me an ashtray, please." Then he yelled out to me, "Hey! Why are you repeating everything I say? Make up your own mind!" So I said,

Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Pippi Longstocking: The Wrath of Khan

Re: The cranky thread That they do. They suck the big one.

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine Here's a bird woman in a bikini. I got this idea from a restaurant that was named "Chicken in a Bikini." And yes, they had a picture of it. This picture is based on that image.

Re: The cranky thread Ever have one of those weeks where you wonder if you'll get through it without punching someone in the face?

Re: Musings on Random Musings IIRC, the kick drew some blood, and the official may have needed stitches.

Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Run Lolo Run An Olympian races to save a friend. Watch out for that ninth hurdle.

Re: The cranky thread That's the only reason I'm staying there. But if they pull any more crap, I may just decide to risk unemployment for a while.

Re: Musings on Random Musings I heard they showed a bit of taekwondo, but it was early in the morning. Of course, that had to be one of the times I actually got some sleep. I was able to catch a couple of highlights, but mostly in the Spanish channel. I don't speak any Spanish, but I think I can figure out what went on. The athlete kicking the official made the news, even if the match itself wasn't aired.

Re: The cranky thread Sorry to hear that, Alice and Chad. I'm close to quitting myself, as I'm tired of the BS going on at work.

Re: Classic Fantasy I think Saruman found that out the hard way.