Michael Hopcroft

--- And everybody else walked out to avoid the impending destruction. Including the bartender, waitresses, and kitchen staff.
 
Which frustrated them completely, as all they wanted was to have some beers and wings, and watch the Ducks.

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--- And everybody else walked out to avoid the impending destruction. Including the bartender, waitresses, and kitchen staff.
 
Which frustrated them completely, as all they wanted was to have some beers and wings, and watch the Ducks.

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Demons - Imagine Dragons
 
Just discovered this song today. It hits a nerve.

Thoughts about torches in dungeon settings:
 

For my family Christmas gathering I made a chocolate cream/peanut butter cream pie. I sort of stumbled on it, as I did not originally intend to do what I did, but everyone liked it. So here's how to make one yourself.
 
You'll need a large box of chocolate pudding/pie-filling mix (you can substitute any other flavor if you want to be bold), 2.5 cups of milk, a cup of whipping cream, a 10 oz. bag of peanut butter chips, and a graham cracker pie crust (get the large one, or make it from crumbs yourself if you know how).
 
Head the whipping cream in the microwave until it is very hot. Put the peanut butter chips in a bowl, add the cream, and stir. The hot cream will melt the chips and stirring it properly will add body to the concoction. Pour it into the pie crust and stick it into the fridge for a couple of hours to set.
 
After that, make the pie filling as per the directions. Pour it on top of the peanut butter layer and put it back in the fridge to set. I let it sit in the fridge two days. The result is a sweet, creamy, cool pie with two distinct layers. You can top it with whipped cream if you choose, or eat it as is.
 
I imagine you could make it even richer by getting a bag of chocolate chips and repeating what you did with the peanut butter (with more whipping cream), but you'd need to use the right kind of chips to keep the chocolate layer from being bitter (or add sugar).

The Atlas Shrugged movie trilogy, rigged so that's all their TVs can play.

D'awwww

"Dear Santa,
 
Please send me students who truly understand the value of reproducible results.
 
I've been ever so good this year and haven't detonated a single one of them. Well, there was that one little accident, but that can't be held against me.
 
Yours,
 
Cancer."

"We don't have a furnace, do we?"
 
"Of course not. We have electric heat."
 
"Then why is my closet stuffed with coal?"

You'll never have to worry about getting sick ever again!

She invites you up to her place to look at her student paintings.
 
They're horrible.

In space, velcro isn't nearly as stick as it is at 1G.
 
NT: Subtle signs that perhaps you shouldn't have shared this particular cat video on Facebook.

"How was the concert, Bob?
"What?"
"I said, how was the concert, Bob?"
"Sorry, can't hear you. I was at the concert!"
 
I was actually in that position once, the day after a concert by a Celtic-Rock band called tempest at a local club. I had almost precisely that exchange at the start of the housefilk the next day.

A bit of blues to brighten your day.
 

The probe to Europa carries a sword to that if there's liquid water it could give it to the tart there, who will then give it to the next King.
 
NT: Ways to become King of the Britons that are somewhat less legitimate than having a watery tart hand you a sword.

Scott Joplin would not have been able to get away with it -- he took enough heat just for being a black musician -- but I think he would approve. He knew music and had classical aspirations. He even wrote an opera.

I wonder if Beethoven would have liked this interpretation. I certainly do.
 

Post your wedding video on YouTube, sped up by ten times with "Yakkity Sax" playing in the background.
 
NT: Subtle signs you shouldn't have signed that pre-nuptial agreement after all.

Q: OK, I give up. What does the Fox really say?
 
A: Thank God you're here to save us, Captain Has No Concept of the Vowel!

Q: And you want to cover every square inch of the Earth's surface with Ghost Peppers why, exactly?
 
A: Off we go, into the mild green yonder.

This is Halloween
 
For the Batman Animated villains
 

The Humungus asked you to catch the Feral Kid's razor-sharp boomerang. It did not go well....
 
NT: Subtle signs that the world after the Apocalypse is not what you would have expected it to be.

The Humungus asked you to catch the Feral Kid's razor-sharp boomerang. It did not go well....
 
NT: Subtle signs that the world after the Apocalypse is not what you would have expected it to be.