Badger

NY, but I'd hate to live in either (I'm a rural person)

In reality this is a good argument. In Batman comics, when the Joker escapes from Arkham every Tuesday, kills 8 people before lunch, gets caught by Batman.  Rinse and repeat, to next Tuesday, then not so much. 

Who.  Slappy Squirrel and nephew did the Abbott & COstello bit over their name.
 
Stand up comic battle
 
Amy Shumer vs your average coral reef

Lions, I refuse the existence of the other.
 
Cant remember if I did this one (meant to):
 
(The alternate Eastern front)
 
Nazi Army of Vampires and Werewolves vs Soviet Army Hybrid Human-Apes

​the late Steve Irwin vs Killer Croc

1970s Superfriends version of Superman vs Patrick Starfish vs. a rock.......
 
on Jeopardy

Dont try to cheer me up (though I wouldnt wish a torn ACL on anyone)

ANd the Joker probably killed 6,588 of those 7,000, yet Batman still refuses to kill him.

You know there isnt any point into going into the Hillary thing.  If you still believe Hillary is innocent, there is literally nothing that can be said to prove it to you.  So dont even bother asking that as I know you were in this discussion in 2016.  Simply, ignore that part of my post if need be.
 
 
Respected in the bureau?  Yes, I heard that from the interim head.  Pardon me, if I dont take his word for it.  Though, to be fair, I dont have an actual opinion, on what I believe on the bureau's opinion on the whole about Comey, but I am not going to take the temp's word alone for it.  I frankly, would have been surprised if he said otherwise, actually. 
 
I am actually open-minded on the FBI opinion on Comey, but not by interim guy, I'd have to hear from rank-and-file. What they actually say, I will believe.
 
Edit: It's possible he was being too impartial. He was either trying to be too impartial or too partial. (or he was as incompetent as I fear).  Regardless, if you asked the liberal side last Friday the answer you get is "Comey threw the election" possibly worse accusations.  They hated the guy, he was (apologies to Putin) THE scapegoat to Hillary's loss.  As soon as he gets fired that all changed.   Wailing commences, he'll probably be called a martyr for a noble cause before the weekend is done.  The smell of that hypocrisy is putrid. And I am actually for an investigation on Russia.  I am a bit more skeptical to Russia's involvement than most here (more impartial than skeptical actually, but that unfortunately =skeptic nowadays).  But, I think anything like that is of utmost seriousness, and must be investigated.  I also have absolutely no confidence, COmey is capable of leading an investigation of my local speeding ticket in 1995, let alone a possible upended election that turns the world upside down.  (course, do I believe Comey is really that grossly idiotic?  I admit not really, in the truest sense.  I believe he was in way over his head for a job as bureau chief, and has done nothing on any level to prove otherwise, and has shown absolutely no reason not to pack him and send him to obscurity.  But, I do admit snark mode did click on.  Bottom line is he is not up to his role, the liberal talking heads can cry all they want about the firing, but it is akin to mourning at a funeral of the relative you most hated).  It is what it is. 

Tonight's paper: The political cartoon
 
Donkey: "I was for the firing of Comey, before I was against it."

I'm sorry, but this contest is invalid. There is only ONE Kirk, and it's William Shatner.
 
Battle of the Underappreciated Starfleet Captains!
 
Captain Janeway (ST:V) vs. Captain Archer (ST:E)

You'll be afraid to go to the hospital in.....
 
 
Medical Science Theater 3000

Wait, never had peanut butter & jelly?  I do not understand those words.
 
Witch! WITCH!

Sausage links.  Because I ate the bacon and sausage patties.

NHL because MLS is lame.
 
The Warner Brothers (and the Warner Sister) vs. Sauron

Well, Kizer was actually the first QB drafted in some of the early mock drafts I saw.  Though I think  the old Notre Dame bias might have been a small part to that, but regardless since then he seems to have become more and more irrelevant.  Possibly a good sleeper pick I suppose.  Certainly better than overshooting at #1 for a QB.

That article.  One of the most massive amounts of bullcrap I've seen in a while in a sports article, which is mind-boggling to say in itself.
 
This is the smartest the Browns have been in the draft in years.  A team this bad is going to have many needs, picks should be based partly on your needs, but also should take in consideration the talent available.  All that should be obvious to even a novice.  The talent wasn't there with QBs, why pick a 3rd round talent with your #1 pick simply because it fits your needs.  Especially when you can get a #1 pick level talent with the #1 pick who fits other needs of yours. 
 
Why doesn't this guy go crap on Boston for the Patriots picking their current QB in the 6th rd?  Or maybe pee in Seattle's cornflakes for that Russell Wilson scrub.  The Browns deserve praise for once for getting the best talent available rather than forcing one that plain didn't exist.  For all we know Garrett could get Browned like every other 1st rd pick they make, but at least he has high-1st rd talent. So to this writer STFU!

That article.  One of the most massive amounts of bullcrap I've seen in a while in a sports article, which is mind-boggling to say in itself.
 
This is the smartest the Browns have been in the draft in years.  A team this bad is going to have many needs, picks should be based partly on your needs, but also should take in consideration the talent available.  All that should be obvious to even a novice.  The talent wasn't there with QBs, why pick a 3rd round talent with your #1 pick simply because it fits your needs.  Especially when you can get a #1 pick level talent with the #1 pick who fits other needs of yours. 
 
Why doesn't this guy go crap on Boston for the Patriots picking their current QB in the 6th rd?  Or maybe pee in Seattle's cornflakes for that Russell Wilson scrub.  The Browns deserve praise for once for getting the best talent available rather than forcing one that plain didn't exist.  For all we know Garrett could get Browned like every other 1st rd pick they make, but at least he has high-1st rd talent. So to this writer STFU!

Don't they still have Pacman too?  (he and Burfict were the main reason for that playoff loss, Hill might have fumbled at a bad time, but if the defense is going to hand out yardage like Christmas, at last don't do it by penalty, especially of the unnecessary roughness variety)

Regardless of the winner my digestive system loses.

A full transcript from the hearings concerning the Hillbilly Bob Incident.

You should pity the foo, because one day you may need the foo to pity you.
 
 

WHich made me think (for some reason) of
 
Cool Hand Loki

THe Bachelor TV show  starring Smeagol

Kirk finds his soulmate: The Salt Creature.
 
 
I mean it wasn't like it was the weirdest thing he ever hooked up with