Badger

Fullmetal Alchemist with A Few Good Men
 
Because after all, Father couldnt handle the Truth

Ewok meat.
 
I sold it to them, so it should be.

Ewok meat.
 
I sold it to them, so it should be.

Law&Order: I Love Lucy edition
 
A night club dancer is murdered and the prime suspect is the band leader's wife who will stop at nothing to be part of the act.

Law&Order: I Love Lucy edition
 
A night club dancer is murdered and the prime suspect is the band leader's wife who will stop at nothing to be part of the act.

Re: Create a Villain Theme Team!
 
With the group depleted, the remaining members temporarily split up to try to figure out "just what the (bleep) is going on?". Unfortunately, for Dr. Atmosphere he didnt get a chance to meet back up with the other 3 remaining.
 
Dr. Simon Adams was always a bit boastful. A former NASA scientist gone rogue. He built up a very powerful suit of armor with many gadgets built in. Unfortunately, his boastfulness was his undoing. When, a local superhero-wannabe found out the Doc was hiding in his little hometown he foolishly confronted him. he was a feisty little low rung super, but not much of a match. He took quite a beating.
 
Unfortunately, the Doc couldnt resist a little gloating. He powered down his force field, took off his helmet so this idiot could see his true face. Unfortunately, for him, a little boy (who worshipped the air said super flew on) went to defend his hero. Throwing a rock (that defenses would have merely bounced away) he somehow hit the circuitry causing a glitch. Shooting the poor doctor hysterically screaming straight into the air at full speed......when Dr. Atmosphere hit the upper reaches of his namesake sans helmet.......not so pretty.

Re: Create a Villain Theme Team!
 
And then there was but one member left.......
 
The young Japanese woman known only as the Ice Mistress had essentially lost her "family". She had been orphaned and essentially adopted by Black Tiger when she was 8. She never knew why. He seemed to know of her latent metahuman abilities. He had her trained as a ninja. Those skills in combo her with her powers over ice made her useful to the team even at a young age of 13. Extraordinarily nimble and small (even now in her early 20s she stands at just under 5 foot, with a weight in the 90-100 range.) she could often sneak in through the ducts, silently avoiding alarms to steal things when stealth was most advised.
 
But now, she was alone. First her "father" Black Tiger had died. "Uncle" Scarlet Steel had offered his condolences. Then King Speed went. She always thought of him as an older brother figure along with Caged Rage. As they were the next younger members of the group* (*possibly?)
 
After Scarlet Steel bit it. Dr. Atmosphere seeing as how their numbers were being numbered, thought to split up and meet in 6 months. The Ice Mistress went with Farseer into hiding to help guard him as his abilities most likely gave them a way out of this.
 
Tragically ironic, the Doc was next to go. He should have stayed, but his arrogance always was his undoing. She went to tell Farseer the news but........it was a mess.
 
She went to seek out Caged Rage. Along the way, by happenstance, she came across a group of DEMON agents on a mission. For some reason they attacked her, she killed all but one. Who left badly wounded suddenly recognized.
 
Agent: You're of that Syndicate that had been cursed.
 
Ice Mistress: Curse?
 
Agent: YEah, you guys were foolish enough to steal that Hope DIamond.
 
IM: What about it?
 
Agent: You are all doomed to die.
 
IM: No way, there has to be some way to stop it.
 
Agent: Maybe, if so, why should we tell you?
 
When interrogation proved futile, she finished him off. Hoping, to find a way to stop it, she took some incredibly high-risk break ins over the next few months before the meeting. By the purest of luck (or was it?), she found a sliver of hope. She could undo the curse, by stealing the diamond, and performing a ritual, incredibly fortunate she could bring back her friends from the dead. This was some luck for a change (or was it by design?). She went to the meeting place.
 
But, Caged Rage didnt come, she came to find out he had died, by swallowing a bug, just 2 days earlier. How could she pull this off alone?
 
Desperate, she hired a local gang of idiot thugs to help her heist from the current owner they had sold it too. She gave them their assignments (in reality they were mere decoys for any heroes that showed up). On this occasion, the Golden Legion appeared. And perfectly, her patsies proved a time-consuming annoyance for them while she stole back the diamond. No one even saw her.
 
Finally, she got to the place where she would perform the ritual. As she performed it and was nearly finished, she but only needed to put the diamond on the altar she had taken from DEMON in her break-ins. But, The Golden Guardian appeared. For a minute, she was fatalistic, after all this guy never got anything right. She charged with diamond still in hand, somehow missed with her katana while the Golden Guardian obliviously spun into a stupid pose.
 
But, it was worse.....she dropped the diamond and as it bounced it stopped right where she was falling, and as fell.....
 
She landed on it, larynx first. Her windpipe was crushed. And she lay there unable to breath, choking, dying, and finally dead.
 
The Golden Guardian picked up the diamond (after 5 minutes of poses, amazingly oblivious of her dying) wondering about this thing. "Well, he thought, "I need to find a place for this thing until my legion shows up. That altar should do nicely.
 

 
 
 

Well,  with Syria, I fear if we were to  take out Assad, the biggest winner would be ISIS.  Syria was one of the things I actually ended up being on Obama's side on (probably for totally different reasons but anyway).  I don't see any good guys in this conflict  (the few that were have long since died or fled**, in all likelihood). 
 
 
**Not counting civilians who are mainly concerned with survival

Hurry up and destroy the universe.  The election is only 2 months away.

My mother brought Egg McMuffins home for dinner tonight, pretty sure the "egg" part was from a 3D printer.   (still waiting to see if I die, so if you don't hear from me.....)

I was leading a mutiny on an 18th century ship, though I remember absolutely no details as to why.

And I thought carjacking and running from the police with the aid of Mr. T and Uncle Jesse from the Dukes of Hazzard (played by Denver Pyle) was a weird driving dream.

That reminds of my kitten dream (I really cant remember if I mentioned it here, been a long time, and too much ground to cover).  The mother had died, so I was trying to take care of them, they were at that time where they started opening their eyes (1 in 4 had).  Some jack*** came over and started threatening to hurt one of the still blind ones (he had grabbed it and roughly jerking it around).  What did I do?
 
 
I shot that b**t**d in the chest, what else was I supposed to do?     (when awake and analyzing the dream, it was a bit shocking how nonchalant my dream self was in doing that.  But, my dream self was their adoptive mother, so you damn right I was going to protect them)

Well, it wasn't like this wasn't being done already, this only makes it official.    

I was thinking Joan Crawford character sheet for HERO
 
How many points Disadvantage is Berserk: WIREHANGERS!

I'll give you an A if you dont

Fat Majin Buu from DBZ: "Me sowwy Mr. Cancer, me not know it bad thing to do exam in crayon.
 
*sadly, probably not Cancer's worst student*

That reminds of my kitten dream (I really cant remember if I mentioned it here, been a long time, and too much ground to cover).  The mother had died, so I was trying to take care of them, they were at that time where they started opening their eyes (1 in 4 had).  Some jack*** came over and started threatening to hurt one of the still blind ones (he had grabbed it and roughly jerking it around).  What did I do?
 
 
I shot that b**t**d in the chest, what else was I supposed to do?     (when awake and analyzing the dream, it was a bit shocking how nonchalant my dream self was in doing that.  But, my dream self was their adoptive mother, so you damn right I was going to protect them)

hmm, I cant really answer, I think I was more concerned with the kitten.

And I thought carjacking and running from the police with the aid of Mr. T and Uncle Jesse from the Dukes of Hazzard (played by Denver Pyle) was a weird driving dream.

...to raise a barbarian

Stupid kills.  But, not often enough

...to raise a barbarian

Everytime, I watch that movie I wonder "when are they allowed to eat again?"
 
Dawn? Noon?  7:37 AM?

replace Viki Lawrence with Joan Crawford
 
Mommie Dearest's Family