L. Marcus

Some good ones from last night's FH game:
 
Welshman: “Songs will be sung of our deeds!”
Priest: “Mostly dirty limericks, but...”
Alchemist: "There once was a Priest from Rome..."
 
 
Pilgrim: “What if [bad thing] happens?”
Priest: “God isn’t enough of a dick to do that to us.”
Pilgrim: “You haven’t ever actually read the bible, have you?”
 
 
Traveling through Faerie, the Irish warrior decides to make a small sacrifice to the land asking for safe passage, so he spills a little wine on the ground symbolically.
GM: “Wait, the Irishman just spilled alcohol?”
Italian Priest: “I thought we talked about the dangers of alcohol abuse.”
Irishman: [shrugs] “It’s just wine, doesn’t count.”
Italian Priest: “Whoa whoa WHOA! You did not just say that!”
 
 
The Heroes encounter Aletcien, a Fey huntress they met once before, and with whom the Welshman had a tryst. But since their last meeting, the Welshman has married another woman. (Background: in my world, the Fey have something resembling marriage, but they don’t really get the concept of monogamy.)
GM: (to the Welshamn) “Aletcien runs over and leaps into your arms with a squee.”
Welshman: [sigh] “It’s truly wonderful to see you again.”
[Aletcien tries to drag him off into the woods for a quickie, but he resists...reluctantly...]
Welshman: But I must tell you…I’ve gotten married.”
Aletcien: “That’s wonderful! I’m so happy for you both! I can’t wait to meet her!”
Welshman: [relieved] “That’s great…”
Aletcien: “As long as she doesn’t mind sharing, amirite?”
[Aletcien resumes trying to drag him off into the woods]
Welshman:  [groaning] “No, no… you don’t understand…you see…my religion says I can only be with one woman.”
Aletcien: [thinks for a minute] “At a time?”
Welshman: [OOC] “Yeah, that’s it. I go with her. I’m not even going to try and make that EGO Roll.”
 
 
Later…
They  come back out of the woods picking leaves out of their hair. The Welshman walks over to the Priest.
Welshman: “Indulgences are still a thing, right?”  
Priest: “Last I checked.”
Welshman: [drops a bag of gold] “Bless me Father for I have sinned.” [walks away]

Nurses, y'guys. Nurses.

The sooner the better. I hope a completely natural solution, tied to his advanced age but not life threatening, arises that calls for his resignation far before 2020. President Trump was not the champion many on the Right hoped he would be. He is a thug, a bully, and generally unsuited for the role that the Electoral College placed him into. I refuse to wish death upon him but I do want him out of the office of POTUS. Nature will take care of the other and not too far into the future. Not particularly of the religio-spiritual persuasion, but I believe that if there is a judgment on the other side, President Trump will not earn high marks for his behavior during his life. 

Must have been a fun experiment.

For L. Marcus:
 

Peter Gabriel wasn't in Madness! Stop messing with my head!

Change a light bulb. Duh.

r-process nucleosynthesis! In the news! AHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaaaaa .....

ADDENDUM:
 
WE SEE IT IN VISIBLE LIGHT ALSO
 
(triumphal dancing)

Gravity wave observatories find merging neutron star event
 
From the press release:
 

Hah! That's a cosplayer wearing a Fallout power armor!

Pariah won. He wore a mop.

Tkd once cosplayed as himself. He won a contest that way.

On a blackboard in the hall there is an announcement of when the tutors are staffing the help room, and an imploration to come.
 
Next to this, in a different handwriting (gosh, whose? ), is the note

Typewriters. Yeah, I remember those.
 
I still wake up terrified some nights.

Remember that cop who tried to make a Nurse break the law?

On one of her post-cancer-treatment albums, Melissa Ethridge has a rather spacey little cut that says, "All there is / Is atoms and space / Everything else is an illusion".
 
When I first heard it, my immediate reaction was, "It has been shown that that is incorrect." My wife hit me.

Imagine forgetting that one in the trousers while loading them into the washer.

Way back when, Cicero was Pariah's sock puppet account. Ohh, how he trolled that senate!