Kirby

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Q: I wasn't sure whether to sleep with her, or go crabbing, so I opted for sex. Why are you smiling?
 
A: I hear 'congratulations' are in order.

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Q: Why is it that every time I score a basket you call a foul on me?
 
A: A bunch of sweet, naive, sixty's throwbacks.
 
Doc

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Fair enough. Done.

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Q. What authoritative quote used by Kirby caused Lolth the Queen of the Demonweb Pits to deluge him in poisonous, flesh eating spiders ?
 
A. That's why I wrote it

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Here are a few quotes from a couple of Champions games I've run. Canadian Sheild was the "serious" game, and MegaCity was a "Mystery Men" style low-point comedy series of games.
 
CANADIAN SHIELD
 
"I feel silly, I'm a career soldier, I've been to Sereyevo. I've been to Somalia...I've been to New York..."
-Staff Sgt. Berton, on being unsettled by seeing Jean Codere transform into a werewolf.
 
"I'm going to pull a hissy fit and I need to concentrate."
-Siren
 
WILDCARD: You don't get a day off of Canadian Shield because you have a runny nose
SIREN: Yes, but today you have two runny noses.
- on Wildcard's latest transformation, with two heads, four arms and four legs.
 
"I don't talk to men covered in snot."
-Tempo to Wildcard, trapped in a liquid polymer entangle resembling mucous.
 
BLUEFIRE: Why is Tempo the only one listening to me?
SIREN: She's new; She doesn't know any better.
 
"There's somebody home, but he keeps hanging up."
-Siren, on having a hard time mind-controlling a villain with strong mental defenses.
 
"Dodge? Why I have a Dodge right here!"
-Wildcard, throwing another car.
 
"Arrow should have one of those FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY signs on his head."
-Wildcard, after Arrow's second successful Move Through maneuvre.
 
"Isn't that just like a man; Just when you want to talk to them, they're out cold" -Siren, on her frustration at being unable to mind-control an unconscious foe.
 
"It's like having a baby, only you're the baby."
-Jean (Loup Garou) Codere, on how it feels to change into a werewolf.
 
"Hey, let's not forget our communications protocol people! This is an official business channel! Yellow alert is reserved for second & third base. Red alert is for home!"
-Martin (Wildcard) Gideon, after Arrow signalled a Red Alert, thinking his cousin Jake was in trouble, when he was, in fact, making out with Stephanie Wright.
 
"I can't believe it. His eyes didn't even drop when he was shaking my hand. I don't think that's ever happened before."
-Siren, on the Prime Minister's uncanny ability to not stare at her breasts.
 
"It's not good guys and bad guys, it's bad guys and WORSE guys!"
-Siren
 
MEGACITY MEGAMEN
 
"Oh, well, being defeated by a superhero team is good press too!"
-Evil Guy
 
Ta ta! Going on patrol. There may not be crime, but I might get lucky.
-Pink Panther
 
You're so open minded you've got a door at the back of your head
-Red Rocket
 
Your contacts squeaked that?
-The Hero With No Name, referring to the Red Rocket's subway mice informants
 
METRO MAN: She talks to mice.
RED ROCKET: Yeah, well, he thinks Jennifer Love Hewitt actually likes him.
METRO MAN: But I SAVED her!
RED ROCKET: And yet, the Restraining Order.
 
Look, I'm the pidgeon of justice!
-Metro Man, meaning 'paragon'
 
THE HERO WITH NO NAME: She's going to save my ass again.
RED ROCKET: That's what I do.
 
RED ROCKET: You're not the brains of this operation, are you?
THE HERO WITH NO NAME: Who is?
 
Lets conch this guy on the head
-Red Rocket
 
Your clue train has pulled out of the station
- Night Watchman
 
Do you remember the good old days when we fought crime?
-Red Rocket
 
RED ROCKET: Well, we saved the day again
METRO MAN: No, we were present when the day was saved.

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NP: Everyone's picking on me. This game is too hard. I quit.
 
GM: Why is my player base so stagnant?
 
Hero Games: Why are our sales not going up? Where are all the new players?
 
Off topic to the thread, but maybe the new player would have a better time, and be up to speed faster, if someone actually helped them, instead of yelling at them and abusing them for making errors. I like to get an experienced player to "buddy" the new player for a few sessions (freeing the GM from this task).

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Q: What is it called when one woman is jealous of the size of another woman's breasts?
 
A: Utter and complete boredom.

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Q: Okay, I can understand if you were driving slowly on the right side of the road, you'd get hit by speeding cars trying to pass you, and if you drove down the left side of the road, you'd get hit by oncoming traffic, but how did you get hit by two cars simultaneously from different directions?
 
A: They said it was time for death tribble to choose a mate.

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Q. What is the medically recognised term for when bullets can't be bothered to travel full distance and just drop out of the barrel when a gun is fired ?
 
A. You'd be like heaven to touch

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In a Fantasy Hero game last night, we had three that stood out. All Three were relevant to the game, but the first one was not a misspeak as the second and third were. They sound a bit better left out of context, I think. But these were all lines our characters said.
 
Human fighter, male: "It was butts that got me in trouble."
 
Human thief, female: "Just shoot plans all in my holes."
 
Dwarf fighter, male: "I'd rather kill him while he's alive."

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Q. How did Kirby manage to beat you to that post?
 
A. !!!

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Q: How does Johnny Depp keep in shape when on vacation?
 
A: Three Musketeers.

Re: from little plot seeds, mighty games do grow: Share you ideas!
 

 
Grond is one of my favorite bricks! Add this to your scenarios involving Grond (a previous GM of mine did): Grond will stop fighting for Ho-Ho's. He'll even hug you if you give him Twinkies. After the heroes discover this, so eventually does Foxbat. The next time the heroes face Grond, Foxbat is rewarding him with snack after snack.