AliceTheOwl

Re: "Neat" Pictures
 

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
I haven't had a chance to post any quotes lately, so they've sort of been piling up. Since as more than one person has noted, I don't really need the higher post count, I'm just going to post them all in one long post.
 
There will be a quiz later, so pay attention!
 
(Yup. Definitely been playing Teen Champions lately...)
 
 
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"Don't trust them!"
 
"Why? Just because they're dressed in black, all-concealing robes and have huge metal claws?"
 
 
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Dr. Trent: "Dear god! Tell me you are not seriously considering showing Jurassic Park to the thousands-of-years-old Sidhe shapeshifter! (sigh) Well, it could have been worse...you could have been considering showing her Aliens instead."
 
Lilly (the afore-mentioned shapeshifter): "What's 'Aliens'?"
 
Dr. Trent: "Me and my big mouth..."
 
 
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"No, there was no blood, not that we saw...so, unless it bleeds something we can't see -- on second thought, considering the things we run into these days, it just might."
 
 
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"Have you guys noticed a pattern lately? Here we are, in what amounts to Horror Central, and everything we run into wants to either kill us or have sex with us...and considering what we've run into so far, I'm not sure which is worse."
 
 
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"You did what to our representative? She'd embedded how deep in the floor of the stadium?!?"
 
 
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"I had a funny feeling they were going to pull a nymph on me."
 
 
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"Hang on, my pants are ringing."
 
 
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"I wasn't aware that tourism was a major industry in Heaven."
 
 
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"Mashed potatoes and alcohol...delicious!"
 
 
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"We're gonna need a plug-in because she's going to keep running out of batteries if she plays with it every night."
 
 
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"We need to give him a frog-ectomy."
 
 
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"What just happened in the girl's dorm?"
 
"It involved batteries and an electric guitar amp...it's best not to ask too many more questions."
 
 
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"Let's not scare the person who can blow up the Sun, okay?"
 
 
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"An ice cream sandwich crawled into the heat ducts and died."
 
 
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Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread
 
And of course a Big Hug each for Alice & Josh! Congrats, bot' of yez!

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
Of course it is. All you have to do is become a father.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
Probably.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
From Kittyhawk (a demi-vampire with water-controlling powers): "I'm just a flying wet brick with a Jedi mind trick!"

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
What coup?! Where?! The Militia's ready and at yer service, Ma'am!

Re: The cranky thread
 
In that case, start a small campfire in your work area. It will warm you up and simultaneously call attention to the problem.

Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread.
 
Here is another commission, RT's Snowfire.
 

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
My soul was removed to make room for the sarcasm.

Re: Taming Absolutes
 

 
Didn't work. I just got a call from the London "bobbies" asking me about you in conjunction with a stolen box of plastic wrap, unaccounted for case of Wesson oil and three missing llama's from the estate of Lord Bently, Earl of Nottingham.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I didn't tell 'em anything... I swear!

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
The Ghost/Dust/Raven/Angel thing is because someone switched around their names when referring to them both in a non-NGD post, so they decided to run with it.
 
Here's the original reference, and here's where it was noticed. Later in the same thread is where they decide to use it.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
The Ghost/Dust/Raven/Angel thing is because someone switched around their names when referring to them both in a non-NGD post, so they decided to run with it.
 
Here's the original reference, and here's where it was noticed. Later in the same thread is where they decide to use it.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 

 
It all became moot when I once more delved into the depths of Depths of Space on the Star Hero board.
 
*sigh*

Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread.
 
Onto some art. This is another commission for Chad R. A hotshot heroine totally comfortable in her own skin.
 

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
Insomnia is a beeyach.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
Ever get the feeling you are having a near life experience ?

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

 
I'll admit I will occasionally answer questions in this manner, mostly to get people used to asking the question they want the answer to, rather than something different. Though if I was in that kind of mood my answers would've been:
 
Which phone number?
Yes.
Yes.

Re: The Last Word
 
. . . Peacock Moves: Teleportation 10", Cannot Use If Watched (-2)

Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread.
 
The jedi is actually an older commission, but held back from public view per request of the patron. He wanted to surprise his game group. He gave me permission to post it now that his group has seen the character.
 

 
Next up is a commission for the Hero Board's very own Jeff T.
 

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
Quotes from tonight's 7th Sea campaign:
 
*the Ussuran shapeshifter, while wandering lost in Freiburg, decides to ask a passing lovely for directions... and ends up seducing her*
Stefano the Vodacce: "Wear a sock."
 
*the Avalon archer botches an archery roll*
Cael: "I shot an arrow into the air... it fell to earth way over there."
 
*Stefano later goes charging after several other party members to warn them about a 8-foot-long wolf that is in the woods they are riding toward... Cael the Avalon archer tells him that the wolf is most likely dead and there is no cause for concern*
Stefano: "If I didn't show up to tell you about the wolf, he [referring to the Ussuran] would be having the time of his life, I'd be trying to have the time of my life, and she-"
*points to the Vesten Rune Mage, who is the group innocent*
"-would be eating soup."
 
*Manfred the Eisen swordsman sees the other party members getting mauled by the wolf and heroically charges in*
Manfred: "I'm Eisen, and there's one thing we Eisen excel at!"
GM *with a perfectly straight face*: "Dying."
 
*Stefano and Thora the Rune Mage are at the Explorers' Society with Aleksi the Ussuran, who being profoundly bored as there are no hot women there, picks up three items at random and starts juggling*
Stefano: "Put... those... down... I don't HAVE that much money."
Thora (to the aghast looking Explorers): "I don't really know him."
 
*the Eisen swordsman/scholar watches Aleksi the gypsy juggling in the streets for money*
Manfred: "How do you learn to juggle out in the middle of nowhere? Do you practice on squirrels or something?"
 
Michelle
aka
Samuraiko

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
"There's an easy way and a hard way to resolve this. The hard way involves ketchup."
 
 
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"How complex a goddess do you need to be if your portfolio is one color of the rainbow? I mean, c'mon!"
 
 
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"All the parts were made in Korea, except the labels that say 'Made in Korea'."