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I think that duck may be inbred. 

As if there were any doubt.
 

Disney’s The Black Hole wasn’t all that bad for what and when it was.  It was an Escape to Witch Mountain or The Apple Dumpling Gang kind of film with solid for its era special effects.   It was written for 10 year olds, with joy in their hearts.  Not 25 year old college students with a stick up their butts.

      And let’s also lay off the British for a while.  It was funny at first, and I was a part of it.  But it’s starting to look like just piling on and that’s just mean.
  We can still bitch about the Russians though.

Musk told them no to the polonium.
 
Apparently he never learned polonium or any other horseback sport.

I used to get the magazine White Dwarf in the 80s. They had a reviewer for books called David Langford. He never ceased to make jibes at Battlefield Earth. So I knew a long time before the film came along that it was bad. And then the film came out and was slated. Consequently I have never had the urge to see it.

This is an old Soviet joke, apparently:
 
A man hands out political fliers in the Red Square. KGB swiftly swoops in and arrests him. But back at the HQ they see that all the pages are blank. What's all this, then?
 
"I saved on the printing cost," the man says, "everyone already knows what the problem is."

Elon Musk Challenged Putin To Single Combat
 
On the one hand, settling the matter through single combat would save a lot of lives and a lot of misery.  On the other hand, Musk doesn't really have the standing to make this sort of challenge, and Putin, being a former KGB agent, ain't exactly a pushover.  Musk should stick to developing space vehicles so we don't have to rely on Soyuzes (Soyuzhi?) for a ride to the ISS.

Just post that picture of Picard facepalming like everyone else--
 

Power Bands?  You mean like this guy?
 

Power Bands?  You mean like this guy?
 

Power Bands?  You mean like this guy?
 

I once called into a radio sports show and won some minor league baseball tickets for being able to spell the name Jaromir Jagr.

Did someone say Animal?
 
 

You had matters well in hand. 

I bought 75% of a vampire hunting business. 
 
I'm a major stakeholder.

A man in Moscow buys a newspaper glances at the front page; and tosses it away.

He does the same thing every day for a week.

Finally the shop owner inquires: “Why do you do that?!”

The man replies: “I’m just checking for an obituary.”

“But obituaries aren’t on the front page!”

“The one I’m looking for will be….”

I really wish it were possible to Like this five or six times.