Seriously, Washington Post? Really? They actually deserve the scorn they're getting on this one. The #WaPodeathnotices tag is hilarious.
Adolf Hitler, passionate community planner and dynamic public speaker, dies at 56.
Scar, political idealist and leader of Pride Rock who made history by integrating the lion and hyena communities, is dead after a coup d’etat.
Osama bin Laden, real estate developer and devoted father dies at age 54
Jeffrey Dahmer, lover of exotic cuisine, dies at 34
Edit: (love this one) Bane, city planner who overcame physical pain to level the playing field, dies at 37