Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
From a fantasy game last night:
Mage: "Right, you want to go see what's on the other side of that door?"
Elf: "Sure."
*one scuffle with skeletons later*
Elf: "How come I'm always the one to step through the doors and get hit by the bad guys?"
Mage: "Because you never say no?"
Elf: "Well, you're getting the next door!"
Mage: "Fine, fine."
*goes through the next door, into a harmless room.
Mage: "So, you want to go through that one? I got this one, it's your turn."
Elf: "Oh, all right."
*opens the door, revealing a demon on the other side*
Elf: "I hate you."