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Many thanks for doing it this way. It was well worth the effort

Sounds like a hoopy frood. 

Worked at a company that had the policy of, will not get you arrested. This was only implemented after, I want to say, a very spirited bring your towel to work day, in which an employee wore only a bathrobe, with the aforenoted towel. 
 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towel_Day
 

I'm getting an 'if you see this, you'll be dead in 7 days'....