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Re: Create a Villain Theme Team! Phoenix Hand The Chinese man who calls himself Phoenix Hand is a master of Kung Fu. He moves with grace but his blows are deadly. His hands and feet can kill with a well aimed precision strike. They can also break walls and even steel. He eschews martial arts competition and disdains challenges from other martial artists. The Chinese government on the other hand want him extradited. He has killed Chinese soldiers and bureaucrats and this was even caught on film. Admittadly the soldiers were trying to shoot him but still. He has no problem with foreigners particularly the Japanese. On the other hand he has taken down paranormals and targets mentalists with telepathy with extreme violence that disables them. He will not however fight the unarmed and has lead fights away from innocents particularly the elderly, children and pregnant women regardless of nationality. It is alleged that he possesses legendary Kung Fu powers like longevity but he only smiles enigmatically when asked such questions. It was thought that at one time he was the Samurai until the two appeared at the same time in the same location. Both bowed politely to each other and vacated the premises. Phoenix Hand often backs up The Anaconda which makes the US police interested in him

Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was once mistaken for the Emporer Trajan. It got awkward

Re: Create a Villain Theme Team! Samurai While there are others who wear the armour of the Japanese Samurai and wield the katana, there are none who wield it with such skill as the Samurai. He speaks but little and only in Japanese but seems to understand other languages. He only engages in honourable combat and will hunt those down who attempt to fight him in a dishonourable fashion. He appears to follow the code of Bushido but no one really knows for sure. He wears the mask all the time when he is seen at all. Neither he nor his armour nor his sword seem remarkable or radiate any aura yet he has withstood energy blasts and concentrated gunfire to seemingly little effect. His sword has been seen to cleave through the walls, the metal of trucks and cars and even forcefields. He has some martial art skill but prefers the sword that he uses. He has fought against his fellow Crossed Swords but seems to have an affinity with Cleaver. Honour seems much more important to him than money. It has also been noted that he has a dislike for or ineptitude for modern technology like Computers and Mobile Phones. And woe betide any Japanese fighting him that uses modern technology for he will go out of his way to embarrass them and destroy their gadgets.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The fact that his hairstyle changes as you watch and his eyes range from orange through purple to infra Red

Re: A Thread for Random Musings I saw the video for Alejandro by Lady Gaga the other day. At one point she is wearing a suit and she looked pretty normal.

Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio doesn't trust archermoo anymore since the latters suggestion of bathing just off the coast happened to be not in water but in an active volcano

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It puts the lotion on its skin, then it's time to begin. And if you do something rash, that's when you will get the lash !

Re: A Thread for Random Musings My quest to get to 400,000 rep continues with the second batch of elephant pictures.

Re: "Neat" Pictures What's that ? More Elephants you say ? So mote it be ! Featuring Taxi Elephant, Patriotic Elephant, Police Elephant and Chelsea Pensioner Elephant !

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Well hello good looking ! The kid said you were hot so let's cut right to the chase, how about a threesome ?'

Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was beaten up by bull seals after filming the breeding cycle and birthing of a seal colony. The male seals did not buy his wildlife camera story.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'I take it Arson runs in the family....' NT: The World Cup is over. So is the story of the Vuvuzela. What is the next thing that will annoy you at a sporting event or mass gathering ?

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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He insists that the kids can do some simple climbing to get their merit badges like scaling the twin peaks of Mount Everest without all that fancy dancy equipment

Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio hates any mention of the Eisenhower presidency and Nixon as VP

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Went up behind David Caruso, took off his shades and screamed 'YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH !'

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That suit is really you. Tell me what are you doing later, sweet cheeks ? NT: Paul the Psychic Octopus has been predicting the results of World Cup matches. What other animals can be used to predict the outcome of events and who would use them ? (Other than the Mafia/Organised Crime/The Government)

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The name of the team is the Dallas Cowboys, your owner is Jerry Jones and you play your home games in Texas. That's enough to put most people off.

Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy is physically sick every time he see the Powder Puff girls cartoon

Re: What Fantasy/Sci-Fi book have you just finished? Please rate it... Harlequin by L Hamilton. Anita Blake, Jean Claude and Richard come up against a vampire police hit squad who are then tied up to Mother Darkness. The book brings back Edward and Anita contracts Tiger Lycanthropy. More plot than of late which is good.

Re: "Neat" Pictures Look up Elephant Parade on Google. Long story short 259 elephants were painted by various artists and left around London for a month in shops and parks etc. They are being auctioned off to raise funds to help the Asian Elephant. 31 have already been sold and raised over £1,000,000 ($1,500,000).

Re: A Thread for Random Musings My elephant pictures are up in the Neat Pictures thread And there are more to come

Re: "Neat" Pictures Here come the Elephants on Parade !

Re: What Have You Watched Recently? Solomon Kane. Not bad but I never read the source material. You could see who the masked overlord was going to be early on. The Wolfman. Not bad at all. Savage and nasty werewolfing. The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Very good but very dark. Be warned if you want to see this. Green Zone. Very good

Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio often suffers from missed post itis where he thinks someone else has posted instead of the actual person.