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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Cancer in Jokes   
    A Polish farmer is ploughing his field when he hits an obstruction in the soil - a dirty old lamp. He picks it up and rubs it to clean it off, and a genie appears in a puff of smoke.
     
    "Thank goodness you found my lamp I was getting bored," says the Genie. "I will grant you any three wishes you desire."
     
    The farmer thinks and thinks and finally says: "I want the Mongols to invade Poland... and then go home."
     
    The genie looks confused, but he shrugs, and snaps his fingers, and the Mongols invade. They rampage through the country, looting and pillaging... and then they go home.
     
    "OK," says the genie, "that was your first wish. What else do you want?"
     
    "I want the Mongols to invade Poland again... and then go home."
     
    The genie sighs. "Fine, it's your wish, I guess." He snaps his fingers again, and the Mongols return. They set the farmhouse on fire, and steal the chickens, and then they go home.
     
    "And what is your final wish?" asks the genie.
     
    "I want the Mongols to invade Poland again, and then go home," says the farmer without hesitation.
     
    So the Mongols invade once again, and steal everything that isn't nailed down. They steal the farmer's old wife, and his plough, and rough him up a bit, and then they leave.
     
    As they are both standing in the smoking, ransacked ruins of the farmhouse, the genie says: "OK, I have to know. What the hell was that about? You could have wished for anything in the whole world, and you had the Mongols invade your own country three times, and totally destroy it. Why?!"
     
    The farmer looks very pleased with himself. "Well, you see, in order to invade us three times and go home, they had to go through Russia six times!"
     
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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Tywyll in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)   
    Breitbart is a big conservative voice and I don't see it being denounced. Also it's common on the right to take an extremist comment from someone on the far left and attribute it to the left as a whole.
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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Tywyll in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)   
    You know how the far right is always talking about how the "fascist left" and the "feminazis" want to take away people's freedom and rights and how the conservatives believe in personal freedom and libirdy?.
    Then why do conservatives want to tell girls they can't study math and science if they want to?
     
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/06/15/heres-why-there-ought-to-be-a-cap-on-women-studying-science-and-maths/
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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Tywyll in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)   
    While american politics has lately been in the stuff of nightmares for the western world lately, this was a beautiful development.
     
    http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/08/politics/danica-roem-virginia-transgender/index.html
     
    Basically a right wing glass bowl who made persecuting lgbt people his political priority and proudly described himself as Virginia's chief homophobe just lost his position in the Virginia senate to a transgender person. Oooohhhhh, the delicious irony of it....
     
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    Tech priest support got a reaction from death tribble in Jokes   
    Willy, bored with stealing cars,
    swiped a rocket and flew to Mars.
    There he pursued his normal pattern,
    which is why the Martians now live on Saturn.
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    Tech priest support got a reaction from tadk in Genre-crossover nightmares   
    Imagine a game that combines the horror of the cthulhu mythos with anime mecha and plots. What a nightmare. Thankfully it could never be....
     
    What? Someone did???
     
    Cthulhu.....Tech?!?!
     
    Hold oh, I have to look this up....
     
     
    Take me now, machine god. TAKE ME NOW!!!
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    Tech priest support got a reaction from tadk in Genre-crossover nightmares   
    You want a cross genre nightmare? Viola! (And I know some of you are going to have nightmares after seeing this...)

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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Clonus in Random Song Lyrics Thread   
    The Vengeful One Disturbed LYRICS He is observing the chaos, taking in the lack of raw humanity
    It's as if the entire world's fallen in love with their insanity
    Hear the innocent voices scream
    As their tormentors laugh through all of it
    No forgiveness from all I've seen
    The degradation I cannot forget   So sleep soundly in your beds tonight
    For judgement falls upon you at first light   I'm the hand of God
    I'm the dark messiah
    I'm the vengeful one
    (Look inside and see what you're becoming)
    In the blackest moment of a dying world
    What have you become
    (Look inside and see what you're becoming)   As the violence surges
    And the teeming masses have been terrorized
    The human predators all gone mad
    Are reaping profits born from their demise
    The rabid media plays their roles
    Stoking the flames of war to no surprise
    Only too eager to sell their souls
    For the apocalypse must be televised   So sleep soundly in your beds tonight
    For judgement falls upon you at first light   I'm the hand of God
    I'm the dark messiah
    I'm the vengeful one
    (Look inside and see what you're becoming)
    In the blackest moment of a dying world
    What have you become
    (Look inside and see what you're becoming)   When you die
    You'll know why
    For you cannot be saved
    With all the world enslaved When you die
    You'll know why You'll die
    You'll know why
    For you cannot be saved
    This world is too depraved
    When you die
    You'll know why I'm the hand of God
    I'm the dark messiah
    I'm the vengeful one
    (Look inside and see what you're becoming)
    In the blackest moment of a dying world
    What have you become
    (Look inside and see what you're becoming) I'm the hand of God
    I'm the dark messiah
    I'm the vengeful one
    (Look inside and see what you're becoming)
    In the blackest moment of a dying world
    What have you become
    (Look inside and see what you're becoming)
    (Look inside and see what you're becoming) Songwriters: Dan Donegan / David Draiman / Kevin Churko / Mike Wengren
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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Brian Stanfield in In other news...   
    https://www.theonion.com/nra-says-mass-shootings-just-the-unfortunate-price-of-p-1819580360
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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Ragitsu in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)   
    The democrats were the mature adult for 8 years while republicans threw a huge ongoing tantrum, filibustering everything democrats tried to do. McConnell even advocated a bill that Obama said he would support so he filibustered his own bill. We were the adults, and we got 8 years of childish spite thrown in our faces for it. Now we have a ranting man baby in the whitehouse who seems like his whole mission is to spit on democrats by eliminating every single thing Obama managed to do and he's getting wide support. 
     
    As to burning our own house down, yes. I would rather burn it all down that let it become a country where only one party had taken over had any effective power. 
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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Ragitsu in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)   
    Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire.
     
    Also defying the law isn't automatically wrong. Some if the worst horrors in human history were perfectly legal. Likewise many great things started as illegal act.
     
    Personally I view America law as utterly corrupt and not simply unjust but actively hostile to justice. As is the America legal system is something that one must often  defy to do the right thing. I have as much respect for the law as it deserves, which is virtually none. Democrats Pollard by the rules and the law for 8 years with Obama and republicans basically shut down the presidency the people overwhelmingly elected for 8 years. Now we have a republican president talking and acting like a dictator. Time to take the gloves off.
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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Ragitsu in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)   
    At which time I believe a huge number of Americans should declare the trump presidency a criminal enterprise and refuse to recognize or obey it.  You know, exactly what trump supporters would do if a democrat President shut down investigations against him.
     
     
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    Tech priest support reacted to Lucius in In other news...   
    I don't want all media controlled by a single company, no matter WHO founded it.
     
    Lucius Alexander
     
    I might be okay with all media controlled by palindromedaries, but how likely is that?
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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Hermit in In other news...   
    I think this is wonderful.
     
    http://thefreethoughtproject.com/well-armed-activists-openly-defy-texas-law-feed-homeless-hundreds-clothed-fed/
     
    And yes, seeing what some police have done in America lately I'm glad people finally stood up to them and refused to be bullied or beat down.
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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Doc Shadow in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)   
    https://www.fool.com/investing/2017/11/04/jeff-sessions-once-again-hints-that-a-marijuana-cr.aspx
     
    Republicans absolutely  big gubmint, as long as it's forcing conservative values on people. "State's rights" is conservative dog whistle for allowing red states to ignore civil rights laws and pass laws targeting minorities and women. As soon as a state passes a law conservatives don't like they want to roll out the federal government steamroller.
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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Ragitsu in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)   
    https://www.fool.com/investing/2017/11/04/jeff-sessions-once-again-hints-that-a-marijuana-cr.aspx
     
    Republicans absolutely  big gubmint, as long as it's forcing conservative values on people. "State's rights" is conservative dog whistle for allowing red states to ignore civil rights laws and pass laws targeting minorities and women. As soon as a state passes a law conservatives don't like they want to roll out the federal government steamroller.
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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Iuz the Evil in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)   
    https://www.fool.com/investing/2017/11/04/jeff-sessions-once-again-hints-that-a-marijuana-cr.aspx
     
    Republicans absolutely  big gubmint, as long as it's forcing conservative values on people. "State's rights" is conservative dog whistle for allowing red states to ignore civil rights laws and pass laws targeting minorities and women. As soon as a state passes a law conservatives don't like they want to roll out the federal government steamroller.
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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Christopher in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)   
    https://www.fool.com/investing/2017/11/04/jeff-sessions-once-again-hints-that-a-marijuana-cr.aspx
     
    Republicans absolutely  big gubmint, as long as it's forcing conservative values on people. "State's rights" is conservative dog whistle for allowing red states to ignore civil rights laws and pass laws targeting minorities and women. As soon as a state passes a law conservatives don't like they want to roll out the federal government steamroller.
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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Ragitsu in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)   
    Check this out:  http://news.groopspeak.com/germany-denounces-the-united-states-under-trumps-leadership-releases-historic-statement/
     
    You know, I never thought icd say this and it took a thing like trump to get me to say this, but I think Germany needs to look at developing a nuclear arsenal. Possibly as a defense against an American/Russian/Chinese alliance. As it I would honestly suggest that Europe create a significant nuclear arsenal to make it impossible for them to be militarily coerced and dominated by Russia and/or china, possibly even america.
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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Xavier Onassiss in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)   
    This says it all, and it's so obviously true.
     
     

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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Lucius in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)   
    This says it all, and it's so obviously true.
     
     

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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Cygnia in And now, for your daily dose of cute...   
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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Cygnia in And now, for your daily dose of cute...   
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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Lucius in I challenge you!   
    Depends on who the someone else is. 
     
    Better sequel: 2010 or terminator 2?
     
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    Tech priest support got a reaction from Ragitsu in Political Discussion Thread (With Rules)   
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