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Re: "Neat" Pictures That's not a sea horse - you've got eight coconuts and you're bangin' them together!

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine Yes.

Re: "Neat" Pictures Pedipalps! Is that all you biped males think about?

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine Also one of the best songs covered by the Texas Chainsaw Orchestra.

Re: "Neat" Pictures Note to self: Flashy-thing Baloo.

Re: Announcing Kazei 5, Second Edition Certainly not in time for Christmas, although I will be putting up the pre-order page soon. We've got a good lead on a sweet printing deal, and we're in the process of trying to pin it down. If we can't then we'll go with our standard deal (which isn't bad by any means, but we have to pursue a great opportunity when it presents itself). So although the printing is likely to be delayed briefly while we have the "our people will talk to your people" thing going on, rest assured that it will be out as soon as we can and the best that we can.

Re: "Neat" Pictures If you check the news story link, you can see other shots, and even a video.

Re: Perfect Pulp Painting It would have been cooler if the pterodactyl was wearing a goggled aviation helmet.

Re: "Neat" Pictures Mystery as spiral blue light display hovers above Norway

Re: A World Map of Nuclear Explosions Well, there is that "nuke the gay Wales" movement...

Re: A Thread for Random Videos Pussycat. NSFW.

Re: Hero System Good Idea/Bad Idea... Good Idea: Call of Cthulu Hero Bad Idea: Pop-in Visit of Cthulhu

Re: "Neat" Pictures Rainbow on demand.

Re: Jokes These great questions and answers are from the days when the Hollywood Squares game show responses were spontaneous not scripted. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course. Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!) Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose Marie: No wait until morning. Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"? A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.. Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'? A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment. Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year? A.. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries. Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score? A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy. Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other? A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures. Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom. Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out. Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do? A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark? Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army. Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth. Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? A. Charley Weaver: His feet. Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed? A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh

Re: Announcing Kazei 5, Second Edition Preview away, good man. The TOC, a setting background page, a template page, an equipment page. Of your choice, art director.

Re: How many character points do you think a 20th level DnD character would have? I sometimes run a convention game that pits a team of 350-point superheroes against a team of 350-points D&D characters. I based the D&D abilities and ranges on 10th level. So I'd call a 20th level D&D character a 700-800 point character, depending on various magic items, path progressions, and such.

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine Hawk, the Herald Angel? Does she sing?

Re: "Neat" Pictures Click the pic.

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine I've always considered the para-elemental of Steam to be the cross between air and water, which you have labeled as Mist. Instead of Steam, how about making your sixth para-elemental one of "burning" water -> Acid?

Re: "Neat" Pictures Hubcap Creatures

Re: "Neat" Pictures From the top, ladies! This time, with feeling!

Re: Celebrity "Pulp" Death Match! I think Doc could easily handle the Shadow by virtue of his superior body and mind, but I've got to give the slight edge to the Spider, for fighting as dirty as it takes, and showing no mercy.

Re: A Thread for Random Videos Where were you when the Death Star fell? http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1920944

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine Yes, the artwork was stolen, mostly from this very thread. Dr. Funkenstien is an automaton mentalist brick with temporal change environment. Dr. Funkenstein has a voice like Barry White. "Dr. Funkenstein talks about Dr. Funkenstein in the third person."

Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine Dr. Funkenstein and his Soul Force.