Pariah
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Q - I know we had wool rationing, but now there's sheep rationing, too? A - Baking Bread.
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Q - Preston, where are you going with that bomb? A - Not that kind of cheese.
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Would he need a mariachi band for backup?
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Q - Did you really think turkeys could fly?! A - Mary had a little lamb, with mint jelly.
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His Master Plan! involves goose grease, vermilion paint, a footlong submarine sandwich, and twenty-three feather pillows. New Topic: What do various members of The Champions want for Christmas?
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Liberace could be embarrassed?
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That's a really cynical view, don't you think?
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You've swollen to the point that pi could actually be used to describe you.
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Q - We've got fifteen more pumpkin pies left. Are you sure I can't convince you to take another piece? A - Frankly, my dear, I don't want a ham.
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Hawkeye's never going to hit anything with that stance.
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High fructose corn syrup. Spray 'em down with Coca-Cola, and they drop like flies. New Topic: What is Doctor Destroyer thankful for on this Thanksgiving Day?
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Q - I've just finished a new supplement for Fantasy Hero. I'm calling it "Return to the Tomb of Horrors". Wanna play? A - If I hear that song one more time, I'm going to rupture my own eardrums.
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What's that question got to do with anything?
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Cows. They reveal their presence by treating us the way we've been treating them, using us as sources of food and clothing. And let's not even get started on the daily milkings....
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But Carl Sagan's dead, isn't he?
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Nonstop reruns of Jersey Shore. It will make them not want to live on this planet any more. (I know it does that for me,)
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Q - How do most of Cancer's students apparently think they're going to pass his class? A - It's operating at 113% efficiency. That can't be good.
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That seems to be the case, doesn't it?
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Like the R. O. U. S.?
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Q - Count Chocula and Boo Berry are both made with GMO wheat? A - If we're lucky, we'll all sleep right through it.
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And what if I am?
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They invade Cyprus. New Topic: The most bizarre thing you've ever eaten at Thanksgiving. Difficulty: Must be real.
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Am I going mad, or did the word THINK escape your lips?
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Q - I'm sorry, Wendolene, but this isn't your cyber-dog. I've had him for ages. A - That was a bit thick.
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Wouldn't that be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable?
