Pariah

Q: What can you tell me about Spoo? A: Not as much fun as, say, being dipped naked in a tank of liquid helium.

Arrive

Q: Honey, why would you want to make out with William Shatner? A: Half as much money, twice as many oatmeal raisin cookies.

Full beer cans are probably not ideal either.

Spam and eggs. With cheddar and salsa. Wrapped in a tortilla. It's the perfect redneck breakfast. Speaking of Which: Ron White vs. Larry the Cable Guy

Arthritis

Small pieces of talc?

True, the best thing about the Bears' Super Bowl win in the 80s was that it didn't come at the Broncos' expense.

"I'll get right to the point," Victor said. "I need your help." The other man eyed him intently, but said nothing. "I know this isn't the fight you have chosen. You have dedicated your life to peaceful coexistence between mutants and ordinary humans--a battle made all the more difficult by President Kaufman's divisive and hate-fueled administration. That you persist is evidence, at least to me, of the greatness of your character." "Victor...." he began. "I also recognize that you are a man of great power--more powerful than either of us may truly comprehend. I have enormous respect for that. I understand that you are loathe to use your powers, for fear of the damage you may cause, and I respect that, as well. "But this invasion is bigger than any of that. I threatens all of us--mutants, normal humans, and everyone else. Even with the allies I currently have, I don't think we can prevail without you. "So I have come to implore you for aid. I will beg if I must." "Old friend," he said, smiling solemnly, "You need not beg assistance of me. I know what's at stake, for all of us. If Earth is to be saved, we must be the ones to save it. Any aid I can give you, I offer freely." Protagonist: Magneto

Fuzzy dice?

Total Academy Award Nominations for 2018: The Boss Baby: 1 Wonder Woman: 0

I've still never been able to do it.

What Lies Beneath was damn creepy. Third creepiest movie I've ever seen, I'd say. Great performance by Harrison Ford. Speaking of Fords: Ford Prefect vs. Ford Focus

Sledgehammer

And the Avs keep winning! They won 4-2 in Toronto tonight, extending their NHL season-leading win streak to 10 games. Nathan McKinnon (the Avs' only All-Star) is a legitimate Hart Trophy candidate, and backup goalie Jonathan Bernier has yet to lose a game in nine straight starts. I am genuinely perplexed...but definitely not complaining!

If you ever find yourself attacked by a group of clowns, you should definitely go for the juggler. Just stay away from the mimes. They will do unspeakable things to you.

"In the middle of my backswing?!"

Thought about her, too. In the end, I thought Bellatrix was more interesting. Besides, I found a picture where she doesn't look completely axe-crazy, so I had to use it.

The Groundhog Day episode of Stargate SG-1 was also pretty entertaining. Teal'c learned how to juggle.

Cure for insomnia

Little Boy Pariah was Maui last Halloween, so I'm going to go with Dwayne Johnson. Sentient Cars Showdown: Herbie vs. Lightning McQueen

Okay, I'll go. Next up: Bruce, Claudia, Jerry, Richard, Mira, Peter, and Andreas.

Q: How can you be looking forward to the 1950s? A: Wanted one so bad, I went and did everything wrong.

Schedule the exam, man. Make it so challenging that someone would have to take it twice to pass.

Perhaps literally true, last night.